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only miss that ass when she drop it low, only miss that booty when it hit the floor, only know you love her when you let her go
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Minneapolis, MN
  • My upbringing being what it was, I have a lot of memories involving my mom coming home from the bar a little earlier than normal and obviously drunk. (Recently, we were on the phone, and she said, "There was a time in my life where I wouldn't be caught dead staying in on a Friday night." Yes mother I too remember my adolescence.) Anyway one night she came home while I was watching TV, and that night for whatever reason I was giving Mind of Mencia a(nother) shot. Maybe this time it'd be good! And my mom, my very drunk mom, she comes home, sits in the living room with me. She was occasionally grossed out, but she did seem to enjoy the show overall. So like at the end, we all remember this, Carlos Mencia signs off by saying, "If you ain't laughin', you ain't livin'." And my mom hears this and says, "That's so true. That's SO true. Oh my God." This has stayed with me. Carlos Mencia resonated with my mother and this haunts me.

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  • Today, my manager came over to print stuff, and I knew he was frustrated because earlier we'd exchanged IMs about some document that we supposedly received and now needed to track down. And he says, "You know, I don't get why it's 2022, almost 2023, and we still have to use so much paper. This should all be digital. I shouldn't have to look for the document, it should be online, where we can all see it. We lose too much productivity looking for these documents. I'm about efficiency, y'know?" And I'm like... I agree, the amount of paper we deal with is ridiculous, but if we didn't have this much paper, I would not have a job or any attendant benefits. And I rather enjo -- well I wouldn't say I *enjoy* having health insurance, more that health insurance removes some amount of dread from everyday life, and absence of dread is as reasonable a substitute for joy as I'm ever going to find. I do quite like not feeling dread. Anyway hi.

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