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Noel's into Harry Styles, but—reliably—offers up some amusing advice for former One Direction-er Zayn Malik.

Zayn Malik just quit one of the most successful boy bands to have existed in the world ever and, of course, outspoken Oasis co-frontman Noel Gallagher has something to say about it. During a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Gallagher actually has a few nice(-ish) things to say about Harry Styles, "who orbits in social circles" where sometimes the two end up at the same parties. "Harry’s not got a great deal to say for himself, but he’s a good lad!"

As for Malik, Gallagher amusingly advises him to “fuckin’ get a good accountant because life is very fuckin’ long.”

Read the full passage below: 

"It’s a strange thing for that lad to have done at that age. The greatest quote was—I laughed out loud when I read it—“I just want to be a normal 22-year-old.” Pfft. Who wants to be a normal 22-year-old?! Hang on a minute. You can be fucking anything that moves and gettin’ paid half a million dollars a week, you fuckin’ idiot. You want to be a normal 22-year-old? Have you met any normal 22-year-olds? They’re fuckin’ shit-for-brains. What are you talking about, you fuckin’ idiot? God. All those young Japanese girls suckin’ me cock. [Sarcastically] So shallow and meaningless. I’ll say this to you, Zayn: You might have wanted to be a normal 22-year-old, but you won’t want to be a normal 25-year-old [laughs]."

And listen to the audio here:

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