If a Tv talk show host sold things that were outside the normal what would they sell?Maury it was almost to easy,You are not the father pregnancy test only it isn't color coded it just says things to you,Things like I told you bitch I told you!Rachael Ray your thinking a spatula maybe a pancake mix,I'm thinking a douche,If Rachael Ray had her own douche it would drive every other douche manufacturer out of business,The douche aisle shelves would just be a wall of Rachael Ray,Women breaking down the doors to a WalMart in Nebraska giving walking testimonials "Its Just so clean"Some of my bit Rachael Ray Douche,If this product existed men lock your doors but admit you would be buying it for your grandmother for X-Mas,The fact that she is missing her uterus is irrelevant #Torn #StandUpComedian #Comedian #StandUpComedy #ColumbusOhio #Ohio #RachaelRayDouche #RachaelRay #Maury #FailureIsNotAnOption #BlazeYourOwnPath