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Regardless of what one might think of the band,The lyrics the message and with everything I've been through in life but still managing to believe in hope and in myself the name just fit and that's #Yahtzee #Torn #IDigMusic #StandUpComedian #Comedian #StandUpComedy #ColumbusOhio #Columbus #Ohio #YauhYeah #HateSeason #Rad #FiddleFuckSticks #DoesMichaelBoltonMakeYouWantToBuyAHonda #SNL #JimmyFallon #JimmyKimmel #ComedyCentral #JustOffRoute5NextToTheRVDepot
Show more#DirkDigglerBingo : The bit is in the comment section of this pic ... As MySpace is located in BedRock just off route 5 next to the RV depot !!!
Show moreIf a Tv talk show host sold things that were outside the normal what would they sell?Maury it was almost to easy,You are not the father pregnancy test only it isn't color coded it just says things to you,Things like I told you bitch I told you!Rachael Ray your thinking a spatula maybe a pancake mix,I'm thinking a douche,If Rachael Ray had her own douche it would drive every other douche manufacturer out of business,The douche aisle shelves would just be a wall of Rachael Ray,Women breaking down the doors to a WalMart in Nebraska giving walking testimonials "Its Just so clean"Some of my bit Rachael Ray Douche,If this product existed men lock your doors but admit you would be buying it for your grandmother for X-Mas,The fact that she is missing her uterus is irrelevant #Torn #StandUpComedian #Comedian #StandUpComedy #ColumbusOhio #Ohio #RachaelRayDouche #RachaelRay #Maury #FailureIsNotAnOption #BlazeYourOwnPath
Show moreCustom Jordan Spizikes , Even got Torn my alter ego for the Stand Up Comedy on the shoe,Will be so rad to finally wear these on a stage ... Also they match all my Cowboys gear and any other day I want to dress like a Smurf,Every time I look at them I think of Jim Carrey in Liar Liar ... The pen is blue,The goddamn pen is blue !!! #Torn #StandUpComedian #Comedian #ColumbusOhio #Ohio #FailureIsNotAnOption #BlazeYourOwnPath #FiddleFuckSticks #DallasCowboys #SmurfBoots #Smurfs #Rad #AirJordan #Jordan #Spizike #Blue #LiarLiar
Show moreSometimes I wish KennyLoggins was my dad,So I can say "Meet Me Halfway" pop what's with this being stubborn bullshit !!! Now where in the fuck did I put that twister mat #Torn #ColumbusOhio #Columbus #Ohio #StandUpComedian #Comedian #YauhYeah #HateSeason #FailureIsNotAnOption #BlazeYourOwnPath #KennyLoggins #MeetMeHalfWay #ThisIsSomeBullshit #EverybodyFootloose #Rad #DoesMichaelBoltonMakeYouWantToBuyAHonda #FiddleFuckSticks
Show moreTorn has a public figure page on Facebook , If you like the comedy follow the link on my Instagram and like the page and be the first to help this comedy page get off the ground and if not thank you for your time either way you can't stop a movement ... Has anyone thought about fucking Flo the Progressive Insurance lady,I didn't at first,Not till about the 19th commercial in the same day,I started have dreams and shit,Every time the same dream where I walk up to her naked and all I can say is hand over the scanner gun bitch I'm done fucking around !!! Flo is a freak,Hang a disco ball in the bathroom I don't think if you went over to Flo's house on a Tuesday afternoon your goin be fucking ... One word :Randomness Some of my bit Flo From Progressive and you thought the insurance was cheap !!! #Torn #StandUpComedian #Comedian #ColumbusOhio #Columbus #ComedyClubs #ComedyCentral #2014 #FloFromProgressive #ProgressiveInsurance #YauhYeah #HateSeason #FailureIsNotAnOption #BlazeYourOwnPath
Show moreAnd now I'm done with this fucking guy ... To my understanding tablets and phones will not get the full effect of my cover art , However television and desktop computer owners will get the entire image right before their eyes , And that's #Yahtzee #Torn #StandUpComedian #Comedian #ColumbusOhio #Ohio #ThugLife #Rad #FiddleFuckSticks #DoesMichaelBoltonMakeYouWantToBuyAHonda #FailureIsNotAnOption #BlazeYourOwnPath
Show more#Torn #StandUpComedian #Comedian #ColumbusOhio #Columbus #Ohio #FiddleFuckSticks #Rad #DoesMichaelBoltonMakeYouWantToBuyAHonda #YauhYeah #HateSeason #FailureIsNotAnOption #BlazeYourOwnPath
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