staffing can be an issue, in places I've worked I think a certain about of brain farting is a quality you need when being hired
'which ones the chicken burger?'
well considering you're holding a chicken burger and a beef burger, I'm guessing the one with the chicken in it......?
'what's a tea pot?'
'how much alcohol is in the steak and ale pie?'
why...?
'because the lady ordering doesn't want her son to get drunk'
don't buy him a beer then...
'I smashed a glass in the sink, I got out what I could but I didn't want to put my hands in the water to search for shards incase I got cut'
EMPTY THE WATER THEN!!!
I could go on