Happy birthday to my true love, Joanie. This is a picture of us in meadow, i think. U are about to turn 38, how does being old feel? In the blink of an eye we will be 40! At least these triple backflip pics capture our youth. You are almost indian, but not quite. You are almost an elderly woman, but not quite. You are almost a wooly mammoth (Meredith), but, yeah you are. Your ginger hair on your palms is so unique. I know what your thinking, hair doesn't grow on palms, but it does on Joanie, did I say that it comes out red, because it does. Also you like to mix it up, boxers or briefs? I'll wear both! You know what they say, opposites attract, and since I am a very stern CEO of a law firm, we balance each other out quite well. The way you salsa is dandy. Also your transgender brother Samantha is helpful in the kitchen, thanks for cleaning up the compost Samantha. Joanie was going through a rough patch last March when Samantha got "her" operation. "I just want things to stay the same!" Sorry Joanie.