Joanie (left) and I are no longer together. I left. We were going through a rough patch in our marriage when she forgot to call me last valentines day. You knew that is my favorite holiday! This is Gert (right), my new boyfriend. I love Gert so much. i don't know where this is going, but I feel so vulnerable (In a good way) with Gert. <3

Flavor of the week

Shoutout to my pregnant wife Joanie who was interviewed on TMZ! She is in labor now, and so far 7 babies have come out. Keep on pushing joanie- bear..... We love you! Also p.s. I sold all of your pregnancy pills to nicholas down the street, so sorry that they're not in the medicine cabinet when we get home! Just take like a Tylenol of something.

Happy birthday to my true love, Joanie. This is a picture of us in meadow, i think. U are about to turn 38, how does being old feel? In the blink of an eye we will be 40! At least these triple backflip pics capture our youth. You are almost indian, but not quite. You are almost an elderly woman, but not quite. You are almost a wooly mammoth (Meredith), but, yeah you are. Your ginger hair on your palms is so unique. I know what your thinking, hair doesn't grow on palms, but it does on Joanie, did I say that it comes out red, because it does. Also you like to mix it up, boxers or briefs? I'll wear both! You know what they say, opposites attract, and since I am a very stern CEO of a law firm, we balance each other out quite well. The way you salsa is dandy. Also your transgender brother Samantha is helpful in the kitchen, thanks for cleaning up the compost Samantha. Joanie was going through a rough patch last March when Samantha got "her" operation. "I just want things to stay the same!" Sorry Joanie.

Cats on glass---> bomb ass photo

Happy 7 month anniversary to Joanie, you are my heart and soul, and showering at the beach is bomb, but even more so when we are together. Living in Quebec has been quite the experience, but meeting u at that gay bar has brought me so much joy. shout out to jessie the bartender for introducing us, I can't imagine life without Joanie. We have 3 kids together, sorry Joanie I killed 4 of them when u were in palm spring on a girls weekend.

My one and only stephanie

congrats uncle randy for reaching your goal body fat percentage! We are all so proud of u @randyflamethrower