My mom is a sangheili. I am just a beautiful pink-armored spartan. The armor is glossed and beautiful! Meanwhile, my mother is a grunt, but an all midnight black color. I feel like we are divided, as a family. Every night, I lay on my bed and cry of depression. I cry so much that my helmet gets filled with my tears and I drown in it. My daddy brute always saves me from drowning in my own tears. I smile. Better service. Better penis. Papa Jonas. #HeWillNotDivideUs