My name is Ehren and I want you to be my man pls.

Hello, my name is Ehren Hillmeyer who lives in Albuquerque, New Mehico and I go to a high school called nex+Gen Academy. Come meet me, I'm horny

The last time I was angry was when Hitler killed himself and Venezuela became a free continent. It became the "Land of The Free", shitty motto tbh.

Jihadi John was a scary guy. Every time I went to Denny's, he would give me some fresh pancakes. I feel great, but he gave me raspberries, at least I thought it was. But then he told me it was limbs from the last transgender he executed back in Syria. I cried of happiness and thanked Jihadi John for his beautiful service, I applauded him and gave him a Noble Peace Prize. He shook hands with Obama, I shot the Obama, and gave Jihadi John 2 Noble Peace Prizes. Love my Jihadi Papa John.

My mom is a sangheili. I am just a beautiful pink-armored spartan. The armor is glossed and beautiful! Meanwhile, my mother is a grunt, but an all midnight black color. I feel like we are divided, as a family. Every night, I lay on my bed and cry of depression. I cry so much that my helmet gets filled with my tears and I drown in it. My daddy brute always saves me from drowning in my own tears. I smile. Better service. Better penis. Papa Jonas. #HeWillNotDivideUs

El Salvador is a bitch continent.