From The Kravitz to The Madonna, we're here to predict your hipster future.
The Shailene
Who you are now: The crunchy granola, earth-saving, deodorant-making, vagina-sunning, own-clothes making earth goddess who makes everything: food, clothes and accessories — as if things you are making weren’t available on Amazon for $2 with prime shipping.
Who you will be: The lady who opens a 55+ community for aging hippies that will have a dog-friendly park, communal kitchens, will allow skateboarding (for all the Hawks who want to live there), a brew room, and Tai Chi, yoga, and meditation classes. That, or a homeless person.
