From The Kravitz to The Madonna, we're here to predict your hipster future.
The Christie
Who you are now: The hot chick that everyone wants to bang.
Who you’ll be: The hot chick that everyone wants to bang, but you’ll have intellectually stimulating conversation first because no one wants to be accused of being shallow anymore.
The Kravitz
Who you are now: The starving artist who just is good at everything: you paint, design, sing like an angel, play every instrument and look good doing it to boot. You don’t work, but you don’t need to — you live off every single girlfriend you’ve ever had. (They don’t care because you make them breakfast in bed, plus the sex is hot.)
Who you’ll be: If the gods are great, you will end up like the real-life Lenny Kravitz, who now looks exactly like he did 25 years ago. He has a beautiful wife, a beautiful kid, exhibits his photography at Art Basel, runs a multimillion dollar interior design firm and has won four Grammy awards. Sigh.
