In this upside down world, anything is possible!
All rise for the 46th President of the United States of America, Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon. A year ago that would have gotten some laughs and sarcastic remarks, but today we live in a new reality. Literally anybody can be the President of the United States, including this humble yet diabolical writer. Whether you’re embarrassed or excited about having a former reality show star as our new President, this eye-opening news only opens the door for Mr. McMahon. Every circus needs a ringleader, and there’s nobody better at controversy, controlled chaos and antagonizing the masses than Vince McMahon Jr.
Honestly, Donald Trump should be sending Vince gifts and singing his praises considering he catapulted himself into the White House using the “evil Mr. McMahon” gimmick. Having already squared off in a ring at WrestleMania 23, just imagine the political campaigns these two would unleash on each other in 2020. It’d be rapture-level stuff! Our money is with Vinnie Mac, because why would we want a watered-down copy of an ego maniacal madman, when we could have the original?!
In combating crazy with crazy, Vince McMahon as President would not only boost ratings for WWE programming, but it’d finally give him what he’s always wanted: world domination. After the break are five reasons why we should expect a McMahon ticket in 2020.
