I'm running out of ways to procrastinate. I'm finding pictures of cats that look like Hitler.

If there's anyone out there, please help. I need to learn how to knit.

I don't understand Buzzfeed.

Ugh it's the worst when you're at dinner and no one's talking and then your mom asks you how your day was and suddenly your defense systems activate and suddenly there's fire everywhere and the scent of burning flesh and then you're sent to your room for no reason like what the heck mom.

He who focuses, focuses.

I'm in total Bausch mode right now. Listening to Sigur Ros, writing journals, confusing handshakes for hugs. It's a great time.

I'm jealous of artistic people. I have the creative capacity of a thumbtack.

Sometimes when I get up out of chairs I go blind for a few seconds. It's quite an amazing experience to be utterly unable to see anything but a deep blackness.

thank you