Hey Tard

/murderer

Today being Go Skate - Let's Doo this I Don't Have to Wurk -
Day, trying to think of music I haven't listened to a thousand million times I decided to dig through my OWN old shit, which I 100% of the time never agree with dooing, unless you also have time to autoeroticasphyxiate, which I never doo, so don't doo it.This song isn't nearly as offensive as it seems like it's going to be.Substitute any word you want for 'tard and there you go.My favorite part of the whole damn track is the beginning & end where you can
hear children playing 4 stories below my apartment in the street in South
Central SmelL.A. whence I recorded the drum noise that I used for all these
tracks & tutored kids, in South-er Central smelL.A.The 'vocals' were recorded later, elsewhere.Oddly enough, you can hear my grrlfriend-at-the-time & our friend walk in & laugh at me while I was at the beginning of the one & only 'vocal' take I was willing to doo for this junk.Long Live & Prosper. Nanu Nanu.Unless you suck.

Hey Tard

/murderer

Today being Go Skate - Let's Doo this I Don't Have to Wurk - Day, trying to think of music I haven't listened to a thousand million times I decided to dig through my OWN old shit, which I 100% of the time never agree with dooing, unless you also have time to autoeroticasphyxiate, which I
never doo, so don't doo it.This song isn't nearly as offensive as it seems like it's going to be. Substitute
any word you want for ‘tard and there you go.My favorite part of the whole track is the beginning & end where you can hear children playing 4 stories below my apartment in the street in South Central SmelL.A. whence I recorded the drum noise that I used for all these tracks & tutored kids, in South-er Central.The 'vocals' were recorded later, elsewhere.Oddly enough, you can hear my grrlfriend-at-the-time & our friend walk in & laugh at me while I was at the beginning of the one & only 'vocal' take I was willing to doo for this junk. Long Live & Prosper. Nanu Nanu. Unless you suck.

Hey Tard

/murderer

Today being Go Skate - Let's Doo This I Don't Have to Work Day - trying to find music that I haven't listened to a thousand million times - I decided to dig up my old shit, which I'm usually 100% opposed to even thinking of dooing, unless you have time to autoeroticasphyxiate, which I never doo, so don't doo it. Buttt, if you can make out these lyrics, this song isn't nearly as offensive as it seems like it'd be. Substitute any other word for 'tard, and there you go.My favorite part of the whole damn track is the children you can hear playing 4 stories below my apartment in the street in South Central smelL.A. at the very beginning and end. I recorded the drum noise when I lived there. & tutored kids, in the ghetto. So I have amazing found sounds from the street and apartment below. I recorded the 'vocals' later elsewhere. You can hear my girlfriend-at-the-time and a friend walk in & laugh at me at the beginning of the only 'vocal' take I was willing to doo. Those kids playing though, priceless. Rock

Christ Fell Out of Bed Bumped

The Fastest Steed on Earth

this track kicks it. finally gettin' around to linkin' this ol' myspace shit to this here facebook crap. Rock n Roll

Christ Fell Out of Bed Bumped

The Fastest Steed on Earth

this track kicks it. finally gettin' around to linkin' the ol' myspace shit to this here facebook crap.

Junk Record

The Fastest Steed on Earth

this track kicks it