You Roosters Need To Back Off Of Shane Before He Strangles You With His Massive Chode.

I Love Rubbing Rooster Blood On My Skin

Me And Shane Were At The Candy Store. Next Thing I Know A Rooster Jumps Out Of A Pack Skittles And Started Disrespecting Shane.

People Claim They Know Shane But I See Them With a Pet Rooster...??

People Always Ask Me Why I Love Shane So Much. But I Don't Just Love Him, I Also Worship Him. The Reason Why I Love Him And Worship Him So Much Is Because He Has A Swag Score Of Over 100 Gazillion, He Is The Funniest Swag Boi To Ever Walk On Mikes Fubu Earth, He Always Makes Me Feel Happy When I'm Sad, And Shane And I Are The Last Of Our Kind Because The Others Were Killed By Roosters And Fubu Mikes. Shane Has Taught Me So Much And One Day I Hope We Can Re-Unite Once Again To Get All The Swag Bois To Take Back What's Ours. But All These Roosters And Fubu Mikes Are Brainwashing The Remaining Swag Bois.

People Ask Me Why I Love Shane So Much. But I Dont Just Love Him, I Worship Him. The Reason I Worship And Love Him Is Because He Has A Swag Score Of Over 100 Gazillion, He Is The Funniest Swag Boi To Ever Walk On Based Gods Dank Earth, He Always Made Me Feel Happy When I Was Sad, And He Always Visits Me In My Dreams, And Their Are Many More Reasons.

People Ask Me Why I Love Shane So Much. The Reason Is Because He Is A Swag Legend With A Swag Score Of Over 100 Gazillion, He Is a The Funniest Person To Ever Walk On The Planet Mike, He Was Always Their For Me When I Was Said Because His Videos Are So Funny And It Made Me Laugh So Much

You Roosters Think You're Tough Huh? Well Next Time I See One Of You Im Gonna Strangle You With My Mullet While You Gag On Grease From Long Shane Silvers

These Roosters Have No Respect For Shane These Days.... That's Why Ya Boi Is On The Hunt For These Roosters And Ima Sacrifice All Of Them To The One And Only Shane

No Rooster Is Gonna Disrespect Shane Without Getting Strangled

Roosters Are The Worst Thing On This Planet. That's Why They Have To Be Terminated.

DONT DISRESPECT SHANE. JUST DONT HE IS MY LIFE AND I WILL ALWAYS DEFEND HIM.

I Found A Rooster Under My Mullet. Next Thing I Knew It Was Disrespecting Shane.

Shout Out To Every Rooster That DisRespected Shane

Be CareFul Roosters Are Evil That's Why I Love Sacrificing Them To Swindley

WHY ARE HUMANS TURNING INTO ROOSTERS

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I Hate How Roosters Scream When Their Getting Sacrificed

These Rooster Have To Learn How To Respect Shane Or Their Going To Get Strangled