Weakly reason why Seth made me get a myspace #1
One day an evil villain bought a suction thing that sucked memes out of the internet and poured them into reality called a vacuum and caused the world to become and ultimate gigantic ball of cringe. Seth, for some reason was the only one who knew the only way to stop it all was to drink in the essence of the cringe. He did so. As time passed he realized in order to truly be happy with himself and he needed to embrace all of who he was. Unfortunately, that included the cringe essence that he had drank in. So he embraced it by getting a myspace, the most cringy thing a person can do. But as time passed again he became lonely as the only active myspace user so he came up with a plan. It wasn't much of a plan, since it was really just asking people to make a myspace and join him in his cringe, but still...
If everyone's cringy, no one's cringy...