A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a double bourbon and while the bartender is getting his drink he reaches into his overcoat pocket and pulls out a tiny little piano and bench. He reaches into his other pocket and produces a 1 foot tall man dressed in white tie and tails. The little fellow sits on the piano bench and begins playing a flawless version of Clair de Lune. The bartender who's been watching the performance with jaw hanging open says to the customer "That's incredible! I've never seen anything like that in my life. How did you ever get something like that?" The patron took a swig of whiskey and said, "Well believe it or not I actually caught a leprechaun once. He said if I'd let him go he'd grant me any wish I asked him." "So you wished for a 12-inch pianist?" the bartender asked. The customer ruefully shook his head. "Not exactly," he said. "The leprechaun was a little hard of hearing."