A grizzly bear walks into a bar and all the customers scream and run to the back. The bartender is frozen in place just hoping the grizzly doesn't think he's on the menu. The bear slides onto a barstool and orders a double bourbon. The bartender nervously pours the drink and sets it down on the bar. The bear swigs it down and asks "How much?" At this point the barkeep's getting more relaxed and figures the bear's just there for the booze. "12 dollars" he says. Then he smiles crookedly and says, "You know we don't get many bears in here." The grizzly gives him a look of disdain and growls, "At these prices I'm not surprised."