“Doctor there’s an invisible man in the waiting room.”
 
“Tell him I can’t see him.”
 
A guy turns 85 so his buddies get together and hire an escort to give him super sex for his birthday. On the big day a gorgeous, curvy brunette rings the old gent’s doorbell.
 
He opens up and his eyes widen when he sees the vision on his porch. She flashes him a big grin and says, “Happy birthday! I’m here to give you super sex.”
 The birthday boy starts salivating and tells her, “I’ll take the soup.”