well not sure if dallas is ready for me. got up to play some tunes at louie louie's, and my britches split right up the front. fortunately, a bar apron was on hand, and it kept all the junk in the barn. told the backing band that i liked my blues on the raunchy side, with some stink on the guitar, and the beat to bounce like fun bags. wasn't quite in the band's wheel house; so their blue-haired tourist pleasing sound was graphed onto my wild mess.  good times. as bonus, i got to pee on justin bieber's face. that made the night worth it.