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    I made some love stains in the back. You'll see...
  • Classic - welcome to my life; Mix Photo
    I'm H2O intolerant.
  • Classic - welcome to my life; Mix Photo
    Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
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    -The universe tends to unfold as it should. -What is that? Some fortune cookie?
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    War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma!
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    Today's my cat's birthday.
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    Give it up old man, you can't fight evolution, I was built for speed!
  • Classic - welcome to my life; Mix Photo
    Fuck the po-lice!
  • Classic - welcome to my life; Mix Photo
    I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.
  • Classic - welcome to my life; Mix Photo
    Brennan has a man-gina!
  • Classic - welcome to my life; Mix Photo
    I gotta find Bubba!
  • Classic - welcome to my life; Mix Photo
    Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth.
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    This wedding is horse shit!
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    I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!
  • Classic - welcome to my life; Mix Photo
    fuck you dale.
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