And just a note on the profile pic itself. The fact that my profile is a picture of Patrick Troughton's Doctor Who, and my location is Columbus, GA should not be taken as some kind of morbid joke. That is to say, I am aware that the man did die in Columbus in 1987. I am genuinely a fan of his Doctor. He was a delightful actor.

Figured it out. If you want to update a profile pic, you just can't do it through the mobile site. That seems about right.

But yeah, Tom, if you're still around, I could use some help putting up a profile pic.

So why am I here, I might ask. And I might say, well, this place might suck, but it's not forcing ads on me yet. So it's got that going for it, which is nice. And for that I say "thank you" and "fuck Facebook up its ass".

Maybe it's all some kind of simulation of the slow buildup to human existence. I don't know. Rome wasn't built in a day, like.

I feel like I should be able to post a picture of myself, by accident even. But no such luck yet.

I haven't been here since about 2008. Seems pretty broken so far.

Here I am.