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    if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
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    Mr. T owned a beautyparlor called “I Pretty the Fool”. No matter what people wanted, they always receieved mohawks and a heavy dose of pity
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    Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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    There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk
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    Antarctica is the Only Continent without a McDonald's
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    Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus….all white people moved to the back.
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    in walmart, walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
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    Mr. T cannot be killed by conventional means. The only known method to destroy him is prolonged exposure to jibba-jabba.
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    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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    Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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    For 5 years Mr. T disappeared. Fools went unpitied and Jibba-Jabba went unchallenged!
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    Mr. T’s pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
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    Since 1940, when Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick-related deaths has gone up 13,000%
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