brah, dat cat got swag. saw dem catz when in China. They be eatin dem things. #2spoooky

WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP SHOOTING AT ME!!!! That was close once again.

Almost got shot today!!! That was a close one.#thanksobama

Thinking of my Boi Dwight Eisenhower when times is low.

Betty was just diagnosed with cancer. :'(

Yo Nel-lee I need a vp you up for it.

lol betty was right. You didnt last very long. and i dont think she was talking about your presidency

Hey congress I do not want a honeymoon with you. I want a good marriage.

I assume the Presidency under extraordinary circumstances.... This is an hour of history that troubles our minds and hurts our hearts.

brah, you might wanna invest in a slide to replace your stairs

Just became president whoo!! So excited!! :)