Oh me, oh my. The Bulgarians and the Romanians are coming to steal UK housing and benefits. Is this going to fuck up David Cameron's welfare plans? Where are we going to rehouse another 1.5million EU migrants? How is this country going to afford the welfare benefit bill? And where are we going to school all their children?

Want an idea to supercharge the humble chicken fillet? Melt a chicken stock cube in a teaspoon of hot water, coat the sludgy liquid over the fillet and then coat that in sage and onion. Cook on gas mark 6 for half an hour.
Ace!

Ah, the household has undergone a tidiness and it feels somewhat more likeable again. Shame that by this time next week, I'll have to do it all again. I mean, it would be great if the missus would give me a hand, but she uses her pregnancy the way she used the sofa, work or illness prior to November 2012. I'll be glad when my baby is here, but frightened also, because the missus doesn't have it in her to automatically tidy up after herself, which means I'll have it all to do when I arrive home from work.
Ho-hum, life goes on...