I have an extremely developmentally disabled friend. His name is Carl. Carl has the right to vote. I support that right. Carl also has some badass parent caretakers to my knowledge.

What do you mean I can't copy and paste the CAPTCHA? I can read it clearly!Human, -official.

It's not that I didn't love having sex with you... it's just that I don't think I loved having sex with you as the guy the night before or the other guy, the night after... Call them!

Yo! Chili is supposed to be served with cheddar cheese and sour cream!!!!!And if you deliver to a motel add a spoon,Hehehe. I eat it with a fork from lunch!

Navient Won't Give me My Account Number, so I don't get state Aid for College. Booo

I was about 5 seconds from losing my cool just now involving patience. Then I remembered, this morning I was great. I set a goal. I wanted to work on my application for State Aid for College in the Spring. I never got to it, yet... guess I can have a bit more patience..

Alcoholic Anonymous gives you a chip day one...
I got a pint of ice cream, way better than a chip!

People places and things... I am a person, a liqour store is a place, and money is a thing. Didn't drink yesterday, not going to today... Not even an urge.

Only in a men's room. "No lines, the toilets are big enough two of you can piss at the same time!"

I was taking a leak and the guy next to me asks, "is this your bush?" What a stoner!

Cold pizza for dinner, Yum!!

I am so bored. After I shaved I cleaned my disposable razor.

Camping is cancelled... I can afford housing for another week. I'm budgeted two weeks out now. Not fun, my mom wants out of budgeting... Hope something pills through after that
PATIENCE IS MNECCESSARY NOW