I don't know why someone is called a sadist just because they like to spank others. That's usually when they are their happiest.

I "woke up" in a dream only to find the dream within a dream wasn't reality.

I Googled my symptoms. Diagnosis: Terminally Sexy.

There was no beauty greater than hers, yet she was able to seduce him with only her eyes.

In the next life, may God let me be everything you need because in this life, you were everything I wanted.

If you fall in love with someone that you cannot live without, make sure that person cannot live without you.

You can love someone with a dark soul but it is impossible to love someone with a dark heart.

"A man can love a million women but only a real man can love one woman in a million ways."

There is a fine line between nostalgia and sadomasochism.

Am I the only one that thinks it's funny that the Google home page says Bing?

Real Life Random Facts about Moi:I am dying. Unfortunately, so are you. Eventually.

Twerking to the beat of my own drum.