“Santa is not a commie!!”

Why is every girl on Hinge obsessed with pickles… like actual pickles

Lebron has forever made me self conscious of being on page 1 of a book in public

Suicide commits Chuck Norris

What ever happened to the “he just wouldn’t take no for an answer” kinda relationship stories. Nowadays if stuff like that happens people end up in prison

Girls with moms named Heather is honestly such a green flag idk why

Grandma: I got you this gift because I know for a fact you don't have one. Weird Uncle: You got him a girlfriend??

Why do rich people gotta be ruining the sneakerhead community? Like, if you didn't know what the black cement 3's were in 3rd grade, then get yo $5,000 Travis Scott collection outta here.

(Blake and Chad sitting in the Car) Chad: Ya know I don't even care if girls respond anymore.Blake: Yeah, like there are plenty of girls out there.*long pause*Blake: I careChad: Me too

Hearing the words "I haven't started either" may be more stress relieving than popping a Xanax.

Anyone else think that GoDaddy was a porn site for most of their lives?

I think 80% of the soda I drink is not from thirst nor craving for soda but out of spite that I will get the most of that $2 you charged me, even if it gives me diabetes of which I fear the most.

Adidas are you really gonna do a collab with Lego and not make anything adult sizes :/

Hey! They stole that from Naruto.

Come on Quizlet, after all these years of friendship you just had to go buy slader and monetize it. Have some mercy for the poor college kids that can't afford chegg. Now I have to pester my nerdy roommates for answers to my math homework. Good job mayte

Girl, your equus africanus asinus is so first class

I trusted you Fruit Loops Pop Tart... I trusted you.

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When you run out of knives a fork is ok, even if you're eating yogurt.