Does Mike Wazowski Blink or Wink? #importantlifequestions

Does the milk in a gallon come from the same cow? Or does the milk come from several different cows? #importantlifequestions

Why are hamburgers called hamburgers when there is no ham in them??#importantlifequestions

"Paintest thou me like one of thy French wenches!" -Joseph Maxfield 2016#thingssaidinimprov #shakespeariantitanic

I told my parents that I have a myspace and now they're mad at me....

Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

When you finish your test early so you spend your free time in MySpace.

That moment when random people are following you on MySpace like you're a celebrity....

MOVIE QUOTE TIME "I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy." -Mean Girls

“Sometimes me think ‘what is a friend?’ and then me say ‘friend is someone to share last cookie with.” – Cookie Monster

After inspiration from Seth, I decided to share-lyrics-that-affected-you-strongly-in-MySpace time! "When you walk the streets you'll have no caresIf you walk the lines and not the squaresAs you go through life make this your goalWatch the donut, not the hole." Now that I have listened to this song, I know that it's okay to step on the sidewalk lines because it won't break your mother's back. Also donuts, they're pretty good.