Screw this, I'm growing a beard and going back to Twitter.

Where the hell is everyone on MySpace?! There's no one here to comment on my photo or tell me how good I look!!! Show me and my brace face some love!! Please!!!

Screw this, I'm growing a beard and going back to Twitter.

Where the hell is everyone on MySpace?! There's no one here to comment on my photo or tell me how good I look!!! Show me and my bracelets face some love!! Please!!!

You guys, why isn't anyone liking my post or commenting "Yass bich" or "Slay 'em with your molars" or "Bae got his braces off"?!? Don't any of you care? This is a big day for my mouth and everyone ignores me!!!

Do you think the pope's mom regrets spanking him when he was a kid because she was spanking the future holiest man on earth? Also I haven't slept in 74 hours and I'm scared where my mind is taking me.

Alright, I decided to let everyone know. Tell all your friends! MySpace is making a comeback! Let's party like its 2011 again!

Why would I ask what you guys think? There's no one else on here to see what I post! It is kind of lonely...Maybe I should tell people about MySpace's comeback, or maybe I should just keep it to myself. Decisions, decisions.

But if they all know about, then I won't be the most popular MySpace user...Maybe I shouldn't tell them to all use it. What do you guys think?

I have to get the word out. I need to tell everyone about this! MySpace is going to make a comeback! You can type as much as you want, Justin Timberlake gets paid when you use it, and I'm currently the most popular MySpace user in the Tri-State area! I have to let all my friends know about this wonderful invention!

Hold up, you can type more than 140 characters on MySpace? This is incredible! I have to test it out! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140. Wow! I can't believe this! I realize that's way more than 140 characters, but it's symbolic. I'm still typing and it all fits in one post! I'm really starting to like this "MySpace."

I don't even understand what the point of this is, no one I know uses this, no one's even seeing anything I'm posting, why am I even wasting my time typing this?

Seriously how do I log out of this and get back onto Twitter?

Wait a minute this isn't Twitter..