Hello Megan. So it seems you've managed to find
your way here. Congratulations. Unfortunately, the treasure trove of
embarrassing memories that you hoped to find no longer exists. All that
awaits you here is death. Yes, that's right. I'm so sorry for the bad
news, but I must say, I do admire your handiwork. You're a resourceful
girl. Too resourceful. You've become a threat to me and to this
organisation, and so you must be terminated. Such a waste. Once again,
I'm terribly sorry. I quite liked you. But alas, I must dash. Ne'er-do-well-ing awaits. Ta-ta! *exeunt*
