God damn, last nigh was eventful..
Just got off of work, long day at the office (Janet really knows how to piss me off, all though she makes a mean casserole) my back was a little sore on an account of my office chair breaking from me riding it like a Scottish dancer and me being forced to sit on a stool dig up from the old scary maintenance room (no I did not get the stool, I made Janet) any way so I get home and damn near drown in bills from the old mailbox. God damn I truly am in crippling debt aren’t I, oh well nothing a Kurt cobain style bullet can’t help! So I rifled through them and decided to maybe grab a quick drink. So I was sitting on my porch, grabbed a beer and......FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY