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Worst Of MySpace
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"Exposing the worst profiles on MySpace (lazily)"
Male
101 years old
New York, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login:
11/4/2007
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http://www.myspace.com/worstof |
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Worst Of MySpace's Interests
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| General | Terrible MySpace profiles: ugly background images, 10 minute image downloads, Top 40 videos, shirtless dude self-portraits (and shirtless girl self-portraits), hard-to-read text, horizontal scrolling, insanely bad music, floating things that follow your mouse, pink myspace sucks | | Music | Top 40, Queensryche | | Movies | Whatever is playing on your MySpace profile, The Great Muppet Caper myspace sucks | | Television | Project Runway, American Idol, any show where people are critically ripping others a new a**hole | | Books | Reading is for smart people. | | Heroes | Tom, for making this all possible |
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Worst Of MySpace's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | Actually I was born & raised in the back of a taxi | | Body type: | More to love! | | Religion: | Scientologist | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Occupation: | Professional Critic | |
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Worst Of MySpace's Blurbs |
About me:
I'm a big jerk. I like to make fun of people, particularly their bad design skills. Some say it's because I'm trying to make up for my small member, but this is false. It's actually to make up for all the abuse I suffered as a small child at a Turkish orphanage.
For more crimes against eyeballs, visit WorstofMySpace.com!
I'm still waiting for my friend request from NYT:
MySpace Is Unprofessional, but That's the Point
By TOM ZELLER JR.
Published: April 17, 2006
... A similar subtlety can be found on anti-MySpace sites like WorstOfMySpace.com.
The site makes occasional nominations for the most haphazard, graphically overindulged MySpace pages, and the most recent candidate (snipurl.com/JesusCowboy) exemplifies the sort of Frankenstein creation that critics find deserving of scorn.
It is a frenzy of animated devotional graphics and random bits of scripture set to the pulsating rhythms of the Christian rock band Petra. The word "Jesus" rains down the page in an effect that the proprietor of WorstOfMySpace describes as having been "cool for a day back in 1997" and "cheesier than an episode of 'Blossom.' " ...
Complete article: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/17/technology/17link.html
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Who I'd like to meet:
Some really, really f**ked up people. myspace sucks
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Worst Of MySpace has 493 friends.
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