Worst Of MySpace
"Exposing the worst profiles on MySpace (lazily)"

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101 years old
New York, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 11/4/2007
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  http://www.myspace.com/worstof  

    Worst Of MySpace's Interests
GeneralTerrible MySpace profiles: ugly background images, 10 minute image downloads, Top 40 videos, shirtless dude self-portraits (and shirtless girl self-portraits), hard-to-read text, horizontal scrolling, insanely bad music, floating things that follow your mouse, pink myspace sucks
MusicTop 40, Queensryche
MoviesWhatever is playing on your MySpace profile, The Great Muppet Caper myspace sucks
TelevisionProject Runway, American Idol, any show where people are critically ripping others a new a**hole
BooksReading is for smart people.
HeroesTom, for making this all possible

     Worst Of MySpace's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Actually I was born & raised in the back of a taxi
Body type:More to love!
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Occupation:Professional Critic

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Nightlife - Marketing - Promoter




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About me:
I'm a big jerk. I like to make fun of people, particularly their bad design skills. Some say it's because I'm trying to make up for my small member, but this is false. It's actually to make up for all the abuse I suffered as a small child at a Turkish orphanage.

For more crimes against eyeballs, visit WorstofMySpace.com!

I'm still waiting for my friend request from NYT:

MySpace Is Unprofessional, but That's the Point

By TOM ZELLER JR.
Published: April 17, 2006

... A similar subtlety can be found on anti-MySpace sites like WorstOfMySpace.com.

The site makes occasional nominations for the most haphazard, graphically overindulged MySpace pages, and the most recent candidate (snipurl.com/JesusCowboy) exemplifies the sort of Frankenstein creation that critics find deserving of scorn.

It is a frenzy of animated devotional graphics and random bits of scripture set to the pulsating rhythms of the Christian rock band Petra. The word "Jesus" rains down the page in an effect that the proprietor of WorstOfMySpace describes as having been "cool for a day back in 1997" and "cheesier than an episode of 'Blossom.' " ...


Complete article: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/17/technology/17link.html



Who I'd like to meet:
Some really, really f**ked up people. myspace sucks

   Worst Of MySpace's Friend Space (Top 12)
Worst Of MySpace has 493 friends.
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Worst Of MySpace's Friends Comments
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EMILY





May 16 2008 11:17 AM

Hey Worst Of MySpace, I'm worth $550! <br/><a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=361263053'>Click here to find out how much YOU are worth!</a><br/><br/><a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=361263053'><img src='http://cdn1.slicezero.com/oyf_prod/images/ffs_directory.png' border='0' /></a><br/> <br /><br /> -------------------------------<br /> <i>This comment was sent by your friend via the <a href="http://www.myspace.com/361263053">Own Your Friends!</a> application. To block comments sent via Apps. click <a href="http://profileedit.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=accountSettings.applicationSettings">here</a>.</i> <br />
YaYa





Mar 19 2008 7:02 AM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/2065812.html?b=4&w=46
BmorePD: Failure and Disgrace





Mar 13 2008 8:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdWEKlpIPc8#
Manda...........





Feb 17 2008 1:38 PM

Omg you dont want to miss this free ringtones for a year.. they have everything!!

http://www.unreleasedtones.com
YaYa





Nov 11 2007 11:28 PM

<img src="http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/7218/86693349dz0.gif">
Dani





Nov 3 2007 10:29 AM

Hansen-ification?

Scrabulous, dah'ling, just scrabulous.
The Leslie Bibb Appreciation Society





Nov 3 2007 2:06 AM

Hahah.... oh shit. hahah.... THE FUCKIN COMMENTS, MAN!
shmertly





Aug 23 2007 7:14 AM

derp.
Dani





Aug 6 2007 8:29 PM

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.
Dee-Rogatory™





Aug 6 2007 5:36 PM

Shanny's disappointed in me because I dipped a toe into the world of Apple. xoxox
The Leslie Bibb Appreciation Society





Jul 22 2007 8:20 PM

Bruce, something tells me that in your closet is a goldmine of material that could set the 'Worst Of' on fire for a year.
shmertly





Jun 23 2007 7:19 PM

yeah. you're pretty much not exposing shit anymore.
Dee-Rogatory™





Jun 15 2007 8:14 PM

i agree, you are lazy......
The Leslie Bibb Appreciation Society





May 30 2007 7:02 PM

The death of Fear is the death of nothing at all. There is no accomplishment in having no fear- there is no success in having won over despair. Fear is life, and the lifeblood of all that lives and breathes. The Fear is the gravity upon which all else hangs.
Christoph: Now with Emboite!!





May 30 2007 12:45 AM

you are so lazy.
break up with your gf or whatever & keep writing.

your fans need you.
Dani





May 16 2007 1:01 PM

Are gringos falling from the sky?
shmertly





Apr 10 2007 4:53 PM

if you were an atom, you'd be da bomb. guh.
yevette





Apr 5 2007 4:07 AM

just stoping by to say hello
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James





Apr 4 2007 4:10 PM

glad you're back Big Sexy!
Dani





Apr 4 2007 12:13 AM

I don't even like cherries.
The Leslie Bibb Appreciation Society





Apr 3 2007 10:23 PM

You have been promoted to 3rd level initiate of the Myspace arts.
Elizabeth Veronica Ryan Anastasia





Apr 3 2007 8:21 PM

Oh my goodness, that NY Times article is great...

I miss you!
shmertly





Apr 3 2007 8:07 PM

Absolutely NOTHING going on over here. What a waste of gigs.
Dani





Mar 27 2007 10:52 PM

Drugs are bad, mmkay?
Dee-Rogatory™





Mar 22 2007 5:38 PM

you should do a lot of things... like log on every once in a while...
The Leslie Bibb Appreciation Society





Mar 22 2007 4:44 PM

You gotta ditch this html block. I'm loading up on bukkake pics just so I can "dump" them on you, all at once.

We kid, but really... you should let me post you some pics here.
i ♥ zombies!





Mar 14 2007 9:49 AM

Thanks for the add!
shmertly





Mar 4 2007 6:14 PM

what happens at the ambassador west...stays at...goes on myspace. thanks for letting me put your jelly beans in my mouf.
lovingly signed,
your stalker
shmertly





Mar 4 2007 5:29 PM

oh em gee.
Dani





Feb 27 2007 9:56 PM

I'm the comma ;)
shmertly





Feb 27 2007 6:17 PM

come poop on my page
Potato Gangster





Feb 23 2007 1:32 AM

You're back, Thank God. Give me some goodness.
Dani





Feb 22 2007 9:49 PM

Fat, red-headed, and balding are just my type...

The fatter, the balder, the better.

Ohhhhhh, yeah.
Dani





Feb 21 2007 9:30 PM

Apparently, a RE: party does stop...

This whole "Dane Cook steals" idea is very enlightening. He's still hot though.
shmertly





Feb 21 2007 2:56 PM

I nubs you to pieces.
shmertly





Feb 15 2007 7:29 PM

do you think when we're like 60 we'll still be fucking around on myspace? Will they have a special site for losers like me? By then my ovaries will be all fried up from his laptop action. Thank God. Kids are gross.
Mio





Feb 15 2007 5:24 PM

Error: You can't enter a blank comment.
ghey
Note: This user disables HTML comments.
Any HTML codes in your comment will be removed
Laurel™





Feb 8 2007 5:44 PM

"Girls, please have at least one photo of *just you*." I think your rule should apply to boys and girls. And I noticed you don't have any pics of your face. Are you skeerd? Oh, go to my buddy, Ben Tha Honky's page. It's funny like a clown.
The Leslie Bibb Appreciation Society





Feb 8 2007 1:00 AM

IT LIVES!
Lisa





Feb 7 2007 1:22 PM

BTW, do you ever knowingly add those who meet your shitty MySpace criteria?
Lisa





Feb 7 2007 1:19 PM

Thanks for the add, mister.
shmertly





Feb 7 2007 10:43 AM

I've been riding around in the virgin mobile awaiting your return. I'll put you back in my top 8 if you take that paternity test my lawyer sent you.
facebook.com/profile.php?id=514775975





Feb 7 2007 7:25 AM

Sorry!
Dee-Rogatory™





Feb 3 2007 11:11 AM

you're back? where the hell have you been?
Dee-Rogatory™