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The Useless Bastards
Comedy / Country / Jazz

		" Songs you love on instruments you hate! " BROOKLYN, New York United States Profile Views: 6262 Last Login: 6/16/2008
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The Useless Bastards: General Info

Member Since	1/6/2006
Band Website	uselessbastards.net
Band Members	Capt Ahab: Accordian & Vocals Park: Banjolin, Guitar, & Vocals Preach: Mandolin, Guitar, & Vocals Bullpork: Ukulele, Trombone, & Vocals Sinna: Bass & Vocals
Sounds Like	ass
Record Label	oh pleeeeeeze.
Type of Label	None

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About The Useless Bastards

We're a band in Brooklyn. We play where people drink. It's good. We have a CD you can get at our shows. It's pretty useless, but you should come get one anyway. One day soon we'll have our CD up on the internets. We hear that the internets is a good way to sell CDs.

"I put that CD in my car, and me [and my buddy] laughed our f**kin' balls off all the way home!" - Bullpork's mechanic

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Lady J	May 9 2008 2:22 PM Hey The Useless Bastards, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Hot Time Harv's Rollercoaster of Kicks	Apr 20 2008 12:39 PM Howdy you Useless Bastards! Gee, you fellas are sure sounding swell! Keep on ukin'! Cheers . . . "Hot Time" Harv McFine
Jon Dryden	Feb 25 2008 8:14 AM We really are so fucking useless.
Donnie Diamonds	Dec 24 2007 7:01 PM Crap! I wanna download some useless Christmas songs. For free! Aw hell.
Morey	Nov 29 2007 3:52 PM Say it ain't so, Pa. Say it ain't so. :(
elizabeth!	Nov 28 2007 4:32 PM Oh, I wonder who Bullpork could be? :)
Bill Malchow	Nov 28 2007 5:46 AM oh ho ho
the MuDHippieS	Sep 25 2007 1:17 AM When are you Bastards gonna write me a new record?
BASTARD NATION: The Adoptee Rights Organization	Aug 8 2007 1:18 PM Always nice to find more bastards. Adoptee rights are civil rights! www.bastards.org
Marisa	Jul 10 2007 5:14 AM You know why you guys are Useless? 'Cause ya don't play any shows in my atmosphere. What the F? Ammend this...bastards.
J. Walter Hawkes	Jun 13 2007 12:58 AM Hey man, I did a night by myself with Bryan once, too. I think we should just give him notice. He's got a perfect attendance record! That's hardly useless!!!
the MuDHippieS	Jun 2 2007 11:47 PM Bastards.
Donnie Diamonds	May 17 2007 6:22 PM I'm sayin' your Manhattan residency is at BOA.
Love Camp 7	Apr 24 2007 10:57 PM You guys ARE useless!! Much respect from the outer boroughs
Karling Abbeygate	Mar 2 2007 2:24 AM Hey there, hope you're having a wonderful week! Kisses Karling XXX
Emily	Feb 8 2007 9:22 PM just listened to you guys for 9 hours in a row driving from indiana to georgia. love for the bastards.
Detour, pre- 10/30/06	Jan 17 2007 4:47 AM Greetings! from the Ghost Of Detour Past.
THE MOONLIGHTERS	Jan 1 2007 6:55 PM Hi guys, Bastards are some of my favorite people!!! Let's rock out soon on some homely instruments. Love, Bliss
Theresa Miele	Dec 2 2006 7:08 PM TO: The Useless Bastards Fatefully, Theresa
Ned Vizzini	Nov 29 2006 1:58 PM hey guys, can i make a suggestion and please tell you to put "NOTHING BUT A USELESS BASTARD" as one of your songs up here? It is my favorite and also, I think, honestly, one of the great tunes of all time. See you Wednesday.
The Norks	Oct 5 2006 12:28 AM Yo, you guys rock hardcore! I'm gonna come to a show soon. Keep rocking! ~The Knorcks~
The Broke Strang Band	Sep 18 2006 3:09 PM lovin yer music in southern illinois...keep up the uselessness
Bliss Blood	Sep 7 2006 7:52 PM Howdy boys! Sure had a fun time sittin' in with ya'll on vocals last nite at Cafe Steinhof! Best version of "Folsom Prison Blues" I've ever heard! Love ya'll! Bliss
naomi	Sep 7 2006 2:21 AM Ya'll is the reason I is still alive. Word up.
Theresa Miele	Aug 24 2006 5:52 PM xx Theresa
the MuDHippieS	Aug 8 2006 11:58 AM What the hell? Ah yes. Whiskey. Where am I?
Will Scott	Jul 6 2006 3:20 PM Completely Useless show last night, Bastards. Thanks for having me.
June Carter Peep	Jun 9 2006 11:38 AM I am so peepin sorry that I missed your gig. Given that I live in the hood -- or rather a few avenues over and a few blocks up, it is really lame. But I fear I need my beauty peep sleep for all my photo-shoots -- it's a rough life being the model of peepdom but someone has to do it -- and you all just start too late. I peeped out by 10:30 and if it's pissing down rain, well that's just plain difficult (sounds lame but is true), but I am sure you are just as lovely as ever. I will try next time. peeeeeeeeeep! jcp
Jessi Robertson	Jun 8 2006 2:48 PM oh yay, i think i can come to the steinhof gig!
Donnie Diamonds	May 23 2006 5:31 PM You don't recognize Tina Yothers?
Donnie Diamonds	Apr 26 2006 9:06 PM
Donnie Diamonds	Apr 26 2006 4:27 PM That was the Bastards show to end all Bastards shows. Frickin' ay right, buddy!
Donnie Diamonds	Apr 12 2006 5:56 PM I would have made the show last night, but Rob Garcia's quintet had me all worked up at Detour.
Emily Herring	Mar 30 2006 7:59 PM Hey there! I just wanted to thank you for looking me up..I LOVED tunes..hilarious!! Best of luck, Emily
Karling Abbeygate	Mar 19 2006 12:05 AM AWESOME!Thanks... PROUD TO BE YOUR FRIEND! Karling X
Men's Warehouse	Mar 15 2006 2:00 PM Always do your best and get things done the way you'd expect others to do them. It's the domino effect; you will start a chain of events that will echo throughout the company. If you have a minimum of clout, others will automatically emulate your actions and soon everyone will be doing things your way.
Jessi Robertson	Mar 15 2006 1:25 PM i just sent your contact info over to larry from bar4/matchless so you should be hearing soon about some gigs. local correspondents loves the useless bastards!
Donnie Diamonds	Mar 9 2006 4:39 PM How do you bastards sleep at night? What nerve!
Detour, pre- 10/30/06	Mar 8 2006 7:41 PM You bastards better not puke on the bar on 4/25!
Rob	Mar 6 2006 6:55 PM It's my pants...they're too tight!
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Songs you love on instruments you hate!

Hey there, hope you're having a wonderful week! Kisses Karling XXX

AWESOME!Thanks... PROUD TO BE YOUR FRIEND! Karling X

Hey there, hope you're having a wonderful week!

Kisses Karling XXX

AWESOME!Thanks...
PROUD TO BE YOUR FRIEND!
Karling X