Who is UNKNOWN HINSON? He's a sociopathic, gun-totin', ex-con redneck (charges include three counts of murder one, 19 paternity suits and random grave-robbing offenses) who's purported to be a 400-year-old vampire. He's a former carnival geek whose midway specialties were biting the heads off "certain barnyard fowls" and lifting 50-pound weights with his tongue. He boasts many grand titles, not the least of which are "Chart-Toppin' King of Country & Western Troubadours Ordained" and, most importantly (to him), "God's Gift to the Womens." Oh, and one more thing: Unknown Hinson has previously gone on record as swearing that Hank Williams, Jimi Hendrix and the Beatles downright stole most of their hits from him. "Them boys owe me hundreds!"
The Only Thing these boys cant agree on is which Unknown Hinson Chart topping tune to play 1st,it usually ends in a fight And Compromise And They Start out with Torture Town, but they amit the sounds of Hinson has brought them Closer !!
Killer show Saturday night at the Visulite, as usual ... my womern was a first-timer seeing the King, but now she's got that faraway look in her eyes... must be the mystical power of Unknown.
hey what's up thanx for the ad I loved your music for a long time and the womerns love your chart toppin' hair chart toppin' eyebrows, we are both sons of North Carolina I hope to see you next time I come out and visit
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