here tnite wit Big C, Cashius and DreadLock$ecurity.-Heffner!

A couple of weeks ago i spoke on #TheArtofTheFunction and what that entails. I believe that going out and being social is key to establishing a lot of connections; most of them unseen. Me and The Life$tyle had a long talk, and everybody got to prove their case for what number they felt they should be, along with the grade everybody felt about them. This talk got pretty intense, because it brought out the truth about energy; Now, because you see me at the top of this list, and writing this excerpt, don't think i scaled myself to be at the top. I was appointed the pinnacle due to my relentless attitude about going out. Im always down; whenever. It doesnt matter. Just fucking hit me up!!!! This scale is a comparison of how often you function,where you go, what party favors you bring, your willingness and most importantly your attitude for spontaneous human situations.tReem- 9.4D'ant- 9.2Big C- 9.1Cashius- 9.1Batman- 8.5Kola- 8.5Speak- 8.4Pheo-8.2Enzo-8.1Doorbeez-7.7Lil C- 7.3Kale- 7.1Dre B- 6.8-Heffner!

#TheArtofTheFunction is something discussed by many cliques and
circles of friends across the world. Function doesn't just entail you go
to the over-saturated, booshie big city club scene, but you must also
be able to throw a small but super effective Kickback.The whole spectrum
must be filled; from maximum turnup, to a small cozy night at a random bar.
The turn-up can not be abused, nor can the turn down be prevalent. You
must be able to walk that fine line. Just recently me and my amigos were
discussing who of us is the most
function worthy. The grade/number evaluates the person from a level
of: 1) Alcohol Consumption 2) Drug Usage (Choice/ Selection), 3) Willingness, 4)Energy, etc. etc. The point is, there are hundreds of ways
to party, and you must have proven yourself to a variety of crowds of
people in various instances and situations. Not too Ghetto, Not too elegant, but a little bit of both, if you catch my drift. Breakdowns coming $oon...-Heffner!