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Yes I'm a faggot; No I won't date you.'s Interests
General
Doodling, People Watching, Making a fool out of myself, Dancing when no one is watching, Screaming at the top of my lungs, Riding the Train, Reading twisted stories, Laughing at myself, Laughing at others (at their expense of course), or just laughing for no reason, Getting lost and finding my way back, Writing Letters and never sending them, Post secret, Finding new music, Being a neophiliac, cold weather, reptiles and insects, dying my hair, picking scabs, stepping on cracks, entertaining thoughts of better times, arguments.
Music
The Dresden Dolls, The Decemberists, The Scissor Sisters, The Faint, Modest Mouse, Rilo Kiley, Tegan and Sara, Tsunami Bomb, Glasseater, Chronic Futures, The Bravery, The Bled, You're not really reading this so why do I even bother, Boys Night Out, Cave In, Evergreen Terrace, Fenix TX, Guttermouth, Incubus, Goo Goo Dolls, Sister Hazel, Fastball, Zebra Head, Lucky Boys Confusion, Jack Johnson, Oasis, The Rocket Summer, Hint Hint, The Pink Spiders, Say Anything, Thrice, Billy Talent, Artic Monkeys, Metric, Maximo Park, The Cat Empire, AFI, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Bravery, Liam and Me, Bedouin Soundclash, The Long Winters, Built to Spill, David Dondero, Dirty Pretty Things, Her Space Holiday, Horrorpops, Kill Hannah, The Kooks, Modest Mouse, Okkervil River
Movies
Love Me If You Dare, Freeze Frame, May, Moonlight Mile, Dummy, Tadpole, Good-Bye Lenin!, The Edukators, Velvet Goldmine, Morven Callar, The Dreamers, The Muppets a Christmas Carol, Killing Words, Attack Of The Killer Condom, Busty Cops, SpiderBabe, Requiem For A Dream, eXistenz, Trainspotting, SLC Punk, Amelie, Elephant, Trauma, Manic, Girl Interrupted, Rules Of Attraction, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil, Office Space, The Hole, Scorched, Buying the Cow, Mulholand Drive, Reefer Madness, Palindromes, Spiral (uzumaki), The Chumscrubber, Me You and Everyone We Know, United States of Leland, Eulogy, Harvey Krumpet, Pretty Persuasion, Hard Candy, Art School Confidential
Television
Strangers with Candy, Dead like Me, Home Movies, Pelswick, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Rocko's Modern Life, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, The Simpsons, The Fairly Odd Parents, The Oblongs
Books
Marabou Stork Nightmares, The Crying of Lot 49, Gravity's Rainbow, Crash(not the movie), Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About, Jurrasic Park, Sellevision, Dry, The Curious Incident Of the Dog in the Nighttime, Running with scissors, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, Trainspotting, The (Ever SO cliche) Perks of Being a Wallflower, Choke, Fightclub
About me: We'll start with simple things. Such as Marty.
Why that would be my name, which don't worry, you'll forget.
I need a new bio for a new me.
Of course by new I mean, refurbished, like a hand-me-down ipod, or that crappy transitional cell phone you have.
I'm a new Rochester resident, as in I JUST arrived. 12/30/07
I love talking, and even more so about myself. I don't understand how talking about oneself is difficult task, considering it's all most people do. I'd insert some line about how I can never figure out what to put in these small boxes, but I'd be lying, and lazy. The latter of which is true, but only about important things, like working, and breathing. (Occasionally names faces and family members. )
I make racist jokes, and sexual innuendo but I fail to follow through. I cannot be offended, nor should I be taken seriously. I'm all talk that is, if I make death threats or promise not to do it again. I'm independent and unmotivated, as well as extremely witty and intelligent, but as all ever counselors have said time and time again, I'm not fulfilling my potential. Since I left high school though, I'm pretty sure my brains have been leaking out. Whatever though, why complain about losing a few pounds?
I am a refugee from Florida, and they'll never catch me. I don't sleep when I'm supposed to and mornings are my worst enemy. I dislike the the sun, and cultivating skin cancer en masse on long strips of grainy coastline. I prefer shade and trees, and clouds. I will forever love the cold right up until pneumonia sets in and my car slides into a guardrail.
I'd be depressed if I wasn't too busy being apathetic. I'm a closet optimist, and I've got a twisted sense of humor which causes problems, or friends. I have an amazing sense of direction, if only I knew where I was going...or why. I travel a lot, because there's nothing better than a road trip, or any trip really. Getting lost is half the fun, the other fifty percent is running over the local wildlife.
I've been a vegetarian for almost 4 years now, and a fag for as long as I can remember. I'm a big fan of every animal that you'd probably hate, but I'm the worst owner a pet could ask for. Sometimes I pretend I care about animal rights but that's just to seduce PETA into giving me free stickers.
My vocabulary is extensive from overly verbose parents and a bizarre affinity for dictionary's as a child. That of course didn't help me with coma's and semi colons which I will forever misuse. I have innumerable stories at my disposal from both my vivid memory and my twisted childhood. I have a love for nature though it isn't strong enough to get me to recycle if I can get away with it. My mind runs a million miles per hour but I still act on impulse.
I have plenty of regrets, and plenty of missed opportunities. I would be crying over my spilled milk if I wasn't woefully lactose intolerant. I live in the here and now making my ability to plan rather pitiful, unless then is now and there is here. I'm fickle and consistently inconsistent which is predictable, sometimes.
I think I'm done here.
.AIM JustDontBeJewish
Who I'd like to meet: I like strange, crazed, weird people.
...and I can't help it.
I find only one major group adds me. Those being fags. That's fine and nice and all except that I do not wish to date you. You're pretty, and you've got a shred of intelligence going for you. Don't worry, I noticed, but I want friends not orifice-fillers. Please by all means converse with me, but that is not an e-ticket into my pants.
In short...
Not homos. Not morons. Not scenesters. Not 40 year old men. I said no homos right? Okay good.
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Yes I'm a faggot; No I won't date you.'s Friend Space (Top 8)
Yes I'm a faggot; No I won't date you. has 106 friends.
i was thinking the same thing. I think we have ESP or something. Come to gainesville. im to poor to go anywhere. but im in jupiter now. yay. i think? Hows life treating you?
so i started kickboxing. which means i can now kick ur ass professionally. but my old school street moves will still be just as much fun to use against u when i kick ur ass!
You are a fag. And a bad son for not being here for Mother's Day. Of course, that is all just part of my plot to get you down here to hang out with you and waste time. So yeah. GET ON THAT. haha
sooo im going to vegas in september. i dont know why, but it popped in my mind that you should come with. apparently tickets will be cheaper seeing as their economy is seeing sighns of the recession and the first decline in over a decade. the rest of Nevada is on a downward spiral, but clark county is selfish, and i'll play into it.
Too bad you were too lazy to involve yourself in the planning process past week one. We hit the UK and Ireland + France. Deal with it, you have been outvoted and overpowered and if we need to we will tie you up and put you in a little red wagon and pull you around behind us. If anyone asks what we're doing, we'll just say, "Don't worry. We caught the American and we're preparing him for disinte- I mean, deportation. Yeah, deportation," and they'll ignore it entirely. lol This message has been brought to you by a very sleep deprived girl who may or may not make any sense. LOVE! ~crazy,crazy sleep deprived becca
hahaha that was from my exgf she decided to post it up on my myspace for no good reason haha. but hey i was serious about that long hair thing you should really grow it out! see you at the O.G.
I was gonna bombard you with pictures, but you just won't have it, marty! so says myspace. we were talking about giacometti, but I meant modigliani. look him up.
You need to stop being such a raging homo (and a Jew) and get a phone charger. We aren't all always up at 1:45 in the morning to receive the random phone calls. Or else Ima shank you bitch. Well, actually, I've passed the job along to your boyfriend, so yeah. You best watch yo back ho. Haha, hopefully he didn't interpret it as weird innuendo... in which case I guess you's have to watch other parts of yourself. EW. hahaha. Anyways, get on that charger thing, and call me at a reasonable hour .... or 1:45 again, as it was rather unusual for me to be out at that time lol.
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