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The Giraffes
Rock / Surf / Hardcore

		"THE GIRAFFES" BROOKLYN, United States Profile Views: 123395 Last Login: 7/25/2008
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The Giraffes: General Info

Member Since	2/7/2005
Band Website	thegiraffes.com
Band Members	Andrew Totolos-Drums Damien Paris-Guitar Aaron Lazar-Mouth Jens Carstensen-Bass
Influences	Our mailing list; really influental, really..
Sounds Like	A moose fucking a hamster.
Type of Label	Indie

Upcoming Shows

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Aug 29 2008

11:45P

Rocks Off concert Cruise aboard the HALF MOON

New York, New York

Sep 14 2008

8:00P

MONOLITH FESTIVAL at Red Rocks!!

Denver (Morrison), Colorado

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Because There’s Nothing Funny About Rape ... (view more)

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About The Giraffes

Tour Bitches

Louis Guthrie wants to Kill Me by Vadim Newquist

no blinking

Dave & Gary

Urine 101

picking out the perfect doll

check out this quick vid from our recording session in the desert. check in regularly for more!!

THE NEW VIDEO FOR SICKNESS

BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOCIOPATH AND FAN VADIM NEWQUIST

VIDEO FOR "HAVING FUN"

The video was produced by none other than Matt Lenski (whose resume boasts production credit for Rogue Wave and Fall Out Boy videos). And as always, if you like what you see pass it around.

.. Angel dust. LSD. DMT. Benzedrine. Yoohoo. Billy Carter. AR-15s. Remote controlled vibrators (anal). Ricky Schroder. Potted-Meat. Paste.

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Sugarbomb	Jul 24 2008 2:52 PM :):)
Jasko	Jul 21 2008 1:10 PM I moved from NYC to CO a few months ago. Last time i saw you was halloween at Europa in BK. Stoked to see you're gonna bring the motha fuckin pain to CO in Sept!
Masochistic Values	Jul 21 2008 8:59 AM did you make up that line for your status?
stretch money	Jul 20 2008 7:02 PM this is what happens when giraffes fight...I knew you guys were sissy's. F off. Giraffe Fight
Marijuana Johnson(needs a singer)	Jul 20 2008 10:10 AM bitches love it that way
Marijuana Johnson(needs a singer)	Jul 19 2008 2:01 PM mother fucker
Merkle	Jul 19 2008 6:56 AM
Beelzeboss	Jul 17 2008 12:30 AM Is it true that a hobo was beat down at the gig this weekend?
Eric	Jul 11 2008 11:05 PM How about this...you F heads play the Spitfife in Cleveland again. We demolish all the PBR's. After that we procede with general tomfoolery,pure rock, and fucking off. Sound good??
Michelle Peacock	Jul 11 2008 1:31 PM I've tried 1,283 times to post a comment on your blog..........in vain!!! Ok, so here it is: My birthday is Sept. 12th!!!! It would be a great gift to see you play the 11th!!!!! I've been asking a couple band guys I know where you would be able to play........they both said they'd get back to me Monday. Anyway, one said to visit illinoisentertainer. com. IE is a free magazine here that I just heard of today. Here's a web address with a list of venues: http://illinoisentertainer. com/cgi-bin/clubs. cgi I love you guys and I can't wait to see you!!!!!
kristen	Jul 11 2008 3:14 PM
Jean Marie	Jul 9 2008 4:03 PM Come the FUCK to Boston already. fuck.
Sugarbomb	Jun 30 2008 7:38 AM well its all done!what do ya think?
Ventilator Records	Jun 27 2008 8:51 AM Dream double bill > The Giraffes/Melvins...your fucking head would explode. And that's that!
Ventilator Records	Jun 27 2008 9:23 AM Magnificent romance advice from the kid... "You gotta be outta ya fuckin minds tah look fer a fuckin woman on a cumpuutah!!!"
Sugarbomb	Jun 26 2008 9:28 AM the giraffes skull!what a great tattoo that is gonna be..done in bloodlines of course!rawr.....
Brooklyn Born	Jun 25 2008 3:47 PM still sending out luv and sweaty summer hugs to Los Giraffes <3
Ventilator Records	Jun 24 2008 2:23 PM .. ..
The Coffin Riders	Jun 23 2008 6:47 PM looking forward to doing this again.
Cartwheel Radio	Jun 22 2008 12:05 PM holy hot shit, you're playing red rocks?! i may have to fly out for that.
jay	Jun 22 2008 7:19 PM Chicago/Beat Kitchen show.Afterwards Aaron passed out @ Edens bar!haha...hope you guys are doing good!
Ventilator Records	Jun 18 2008 9:55 PM
Ventilator Records	Jun 19 2008 8:29 AM Here's a little something I whipped up to "Honest Men" a track off the new record Prime Motivator Support the motherfuckin Giraffes! Buy their shit! Pay their rent! Buy them an airplane! Whats your fuckin problem asshole? Stop listening to Maroon five... fuckin faggot! -JewsforGiraffes
Electric Demons	Jun 17 2008 9:19 PM Hey thank you guys for making my birthday a blast! Seriously. anyway i dont know how them fancy interneterz out there post videos in peoples comments and such so heres a link to the beautiful events that unfolded http://youtube. com/watch?v=nwLNh5N4ITE p.s. ... tits
Scott from BLUEBIRD/OGDEN/AEG 720.931.8708	Jun 16 2008 2:08 PM
sonic ash	Jun 14 2008 7:51 AM Thanks for the ADD! Hope to see you guys at Monolith.
GiO	Jun 13 2008 1:14 PM Saw you guys last night at the Bowery Ballroom. Once again....you outrocked/outplayed every band on the bill, best $15 I ever spent on a concert ticket, had an amazing time, couldn't not rock out....The Giraffes always steal the show. Anyway, See you guys in July! (Thank you for not making us wait another two months between shows) ....did you know there's a Seattle group that tries to call themselves The Giraffes? Disgraceful.
intelligence is relative	Jun 11 2008 1:14 PM I heard you were giving away mustache rides...or was that just for the stuffed animals of the world?? Drat! Foiled again! Can't you guys just tour forever? I wanna see you again...then again...oh yes, then again!
Honey Baby Child	Jun 11 2008 3:14 PM Damn, if only I still lived in NYC I could check you guys out at the Bowery Ballroom...but fuck me, I'm across the damn country! Don't make me tell you again to come to Vegas or I'm gonna get pissed...I may be small but I'm feisty! Get your pretty little asses over here and soon!!! I need some fun!
Mary	Jun 11 2008 8:42 PM Actually, what was said was "grape soda in ice" not "rape, sodomy, nice". But thanks for clearing up the misunderstanding.
William	Jun 9 2008 4:41 PM my good friend and editor audrey, loves you guys immensely, and she mentions you all the time. i'm honored that you'd add me and i hope to catch you guys live soon!
Beelzeboss	Jun 8 2008 10:44 PM A few weeks ago I was in London during the finals, Manchester vs Chelsea. Chelsea was down by 1, the skinheads were angry, and people did indeed go home in fucking ambulances. Good stuff.
king of fools	Jun 6 2008 4:36 PM thanks for the add. come back to dayton soon.
Buckthorn	Jun 8 2008 8:21 AM I find "suprise sex" to be much more socially acceptable.

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