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DWARVES
Punk / Hardcore / Rock

"The Greatest Band in the World"

San Francisco, California
United States

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Last Login:  10/7/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/thedwarves  

   DWARVES: General Info
Member Since1/5/2004
Band Websitethedwarves.com
Band MembersBLAG the RIPPER FRESH PRINCE of DARKNESS GREGORY PECKER CHIP FRACTURE WHOLLEY SMOKKES HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED
Record LabelGREEDY
Type of LabelIndie




   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Oct 23 2008 8:00P
Backbooth Orlando, Florida
Oct 24 2008 8:00P
Oasis Charleston, South Carolina
Oct 25 2008 8:00P
Masquerade (Horror Fest) Atlanta, Georgia
Oct 26 2008 8:00P
Muse Nashville, Tennessee
Oct 28 2008 8:00P
Vogue Indianapolis, Indiana
Oct 29 2008 8:00P
Mad Hatter Covington, Kentucky
Oct 30 2008 8:00P
Rivari Room Columbus, Ohio
Oct 31 2008 8:00P
Reggie’s Chicago, Illinois
Nov 1 2008 8:00P
Double Door Chicago, Illinois
Nov 2 2008 8:00P
Magic Stick Detroit, Michigan
Nov 4 2008 8:00P
Peabody’s Cleveland, Ohio
Nov 5 2008 8:00P
31st St. Pub Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Nov 6 2008 8:00P
Otto Bar Baltimore, Maryland
Nov 7 2008 8:00P
Europa Brooklyn, New York
Nov 8 2008 8:00P
Middle East Cambridge, Massachusetts

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   About DWARVES
.. Welcome to the DWARVES MySpace page. There are a lot of bands out there, but they all suck, so we compliment you on your good taste and refined sensibilities. For complete information on the DWARVES check out the official website at-

http://www.thedwarves.com

There you will find tour dates, pictures, bios, videos, MP3s and more stuff about the best looking band in show business.

After releasing THE DWARVES MUST DIE, hailed as the most eclectic and bizarre of all DWARVES records, a solid 3 years of touring followed. In Australia we got as down under as you can go without coming back over the top. In Japan we set fire to the land of the midnight sun. And in Europe we proved once and for all why everyone hates us, but they just cant get enough of the Devils music. We were the hit of the Leeds and Reading Festivals in the UK, the toast of Sweden's Malmofest and the drug fueled mongoloids of Spain's Azkena Festival. We were the Big Daddys of the Fatherland, the Nebuchadnezzars of the Netherlands, well, you get the idea.

And now its time to destroy the US all over again as we spread the mayhem from sea to shining sea. Check this page for tour dates and venues.

Mass media felt the sting of the DWARVES as well. Appearances on MONSTER GARAGE, BBC Radio 1 and Japans NHK were just the beginning. Playboy TV has us featured on an upcoming episode of NIGHT CALLS and the hardcore porn Rocksuckers, complete with naked lovelies and Hewhocannotbenamed! Mvd released FUCK YOU UP & GET LIVE, a live dvd with lots of additional videos and surprises. Bob Sexton created the classic SALT LAKE CITY video just to let the world know who runs rock n roll now and forever. And the video for FEFU featuring the Suicide Girls captured the hearts, minds and boners of America's youth like nothing since Annette Funnicello in Beach Blanket Bingo.

For over two decades one band has set the standard for hard rock and beyond. In this age of prepackaged punk and ready-made rebellion, the Dwarves remain fiercely independent and unrepentant to the end.

BLAG DAHLIA, THE FRESH PRINCE OF DARKNESS, GREGORY PECKER, CHIP FRACTURE, WHOLLEY SMOKKES, SGT. SALTPETER, MARKY DESADE, DYLAN SUX, DJ MARZ and HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED- THE DWARVES!

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DWARVES's Friends Comments
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Oct 7 2008 12:20 AM

Kelly Silver





Oct 7 2008 6:18 PM

The greatest band in the world! Thank you for making it so easy to find the words ;-))

Silver
angela





Oct 7 2008 6:46 PM

austin tx missus yoo
It's NikBob Bitch !!





Oct 6 2008 6:56 PM

Southern California??? WHat the FUCK?
teh Psychonaut13





Oct 6 2008 7:46 PM

no new mexico dates? no albuquerque dates? wtf blag.

get your asses to the desert.
the deloreans





Oct 6 2008 10:37 PM

Thanks for the add...
from mendoza,argentina
Universe





Oct 6 2008 4:00 AM

When Houston Texas?
~BADKITTY666~





Oct 5 2008 1:26 AM

Given the Charleston Chew scenario, I wouldn't expect anything less of you, naughty, naughty boys...
SheWhoCannotBeNamed
867-5309





Oct 5 2008 5:05 AM

come to california....we'll fuck you good and long and make you rich
xokaraxo





Oct 5 2008 5:41 AM

I was going to leave you something but I seriously cannot top your last comment... hahahahahahaha... thats just... damn
ASG





Oct 5 2008 6:14 AM

sluts.
Harvey





Oct 5 2008 6:45 AM

I think it's a riot you guys aren't playing Jacksonville. Makes sense to me.

Jacksonville sucks, you guys are getting old, I'm getting old, and sooner or later, we're all gonna wish we had socialized medicine.

I haven't bought one of your albums since THANK HEAVEN FOR LITTLE GIRLS. Just burned them all from friends. Guess I owe you money technically but I'll bailout my gas tank and see you anyway either in Orlando or Atlanta.

Now that's freedom of choice. I'll be the guy getting the younger kids to lift shit from your merch table. Now that's truly Wall Street. On Main Street people actually pay for useless shit they don't need at extremely high prices. Suckers.
Spills





Oct 4 2008 12:51 AM

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The Coffin Banger Show





Oct 4 2008 12:58 AM

Can't wait to see you guys on Halloween in chicago.

Photobucket
Thomas





Oct 4 2008 2:19 AM

I seccunt that.. JACKSONVILLE!!! WTF You guys haven't played here in years.. Yes are city is a shithole but i was really looking forward to some violence;)Better luck next time i hope.. I'll try and make the show in whorlando
Stella Royale


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Oct 4 2008 3:10 PM

Sending SATAN's love from STELLA ROYALE.
Just got "Dwarves Must Die"...fucking INCREDIBLE!
^^Danielle^^





Oct 2 2008 10:14 PM

jacksonville florida?// wtf
Jessika





Oct 3 2008 1:33 PM

Can't Wait to See you at the Middle East....Wish you could Talk Antiseen into coming With You.
CHEERS!!!
midge dungbeatle





Oct 3 2008 3:54 PM

hell yeah
>Insert Generic Name Here<





Sep 30 2008 1:25 AM

I am so fucking excited you are playing in Baltimore!
KATIEOGRADY





Oct 2 2008 1:41 AM

WOW LOL!! Hey Miss me yet?? LOL
ZODIAC KILLER RECORDS





Oct 2 2008 3:03 AM

MEET THE ZODIAC IN BALTIMORE NOVEMBER 6TH!!
.glued.


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Oct 2 2008 4:13 AM

ooooooh snap keep doing good music to my ears
mac black





Sep 28 2008 10:27 PM

MY SISTER WANTS TO FUCK YOU GUYS IN THE BACK OF YOUR CAR....
Cavina





Sep 28 2008 11:40 PM

Damn...I am from Pittsburgh. I just seen the flyer for that show!! One problem...I live in Seattle!! Any Seattle dates? Fuck I might have to go home for this show!!!
Absolut Dirt





Sep 30 2008 12:16 PM

Thanx for the add
YOU ROCK!
Cheers from Piraeus!!!
(Prokopis)
Vonnie





Sep 28 2008 4:57 AM

Thanks for the add guys, you were so on!! in Tempe you guys are white hot!! Blag fantasies rule!!! Fuck yeah!! You rock my world..
snark in a cage





Sep 26 2008 10:05 PM

Thanks for the add...
from Spain, Málaga
Scott





Sep 26 2008 4:51 PM

I teach my kid to worship Satan.
Hail Blag!
Rotting Stiffs [New Tracks Up!]





Sep 26 2008 6:00 PM

Thanks for the add.

You Rock.

THRASH AND GRIND - THEN DIE!

-Jeremy
TIGRA





Sep 26 2008 2:01 PM

HELL OOO!!! GREETINGS FROM
MEXICO CITY!!!!
I SEND YOU A LOT OF PUNK FROM **TIGRA** LOVE FROM ***ANHELLYKA**
Bryan





Sep 25 2008 9:56 PM

I can't wait to see y'all again at the pub in Pittsburgh......Sick Nasty
Barbwire Bats





Sep 25 2008 6:00 AM

Come to Thailand!! Have seen you MANY times in Houston,Texas!! BwB Hanging out with CJ-Bat
Sherry Smash





Sep 25 2008 8:13 AM

i love you
PROBLEM





Sep 25 2008 9:32 AM

G'day from Australia Dwarves, you blokes rawk! Will you be touring here one day soon? As well as us you have a lot of fans here,

salud
mr problem from the dungeon
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