PARTY PARTY PARTY!!
That's what us girls love to DO!
Give us the BEERS and the SHOTS!
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PORN! Girls watch it too, or maybe we love to film ourselves..hummm..think about it men?
BILL AND TOM ARE GETTING TRASHED AT THE BAR WHEN TOM VOMITS ON HIMSELF. "OH NO!" HE SAIDS. "MY WIFE IS GONNA KILL ME!" "DON'T WORRY," REPLIES BILL. "JUST TUCK A TWENTY IN YOUR POCKET AND TELL HER SOMEONE THREW UP ON YOU AND GAVE YOU MONEY FOR DRY CLEANING." THEY STAY AWHILE AND GOT EVEN DRUNKER. WHEN TOM STUMBLES HOME, HIS WIFE SCREAMS, " YOU REEK OF BOOZE, AND YOU'VE PUKED ON YOURSELF!" TOM SLURS, "I ONLY HAD A FEW DRINKS, THIS OTHER GUY GOT SICK ON ME. HE GAVE ME 20 BUCKS FOR THE CLEANING BILL." HIS WIFE LOOKS IN HIS POCKET AND SAYS, "BUT THERE'S 40 BUCKS HERE." "OH YEAH, I NEARLY FORGOT," SAIDS TOM. "HE SHIT MY PANTS TOO."
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