Dusty Knees (Bass, Guitars, and other memorabilia), Panhandle Slim (Keys and all kinds of what-nots), and the beloved Soft J (Vocals, Percussion, and various love making-devices)
Influences
G-O-D | Travis Tritt, Achy-Breaky-Hearts, Toby Keith, the killer songs about "Blessing the USA," Tight Slacks, Big Guns, American Flags, Steaks, Grilling, Tobasco Sauce, Burt Reynolds, Charlton Heston, George Bush, and the rest of his amazing family, god bless them, and only the US!
*************************Our Letter to Cincinnati CityBeat***********************
Dear Cincinnati CityBeat,
We, The Spurzz, would like to express our disgust with this year's list of nominees in the CEA category of "Best Country Band." Either there was some sort of error, or you and the rest of the committee have a complete lack of taste and musical understanding. The Spurzz, as we are the best darn country freakin' band in the world, for some reason do not appear on the list of nominees.
We request that a special edition of CityBeat be printed to correct this error--although the damage to the voting public may already be done. Of course we're sure that our huge, dedicated, massive, loyal, incredibly large fanbase can spread the word effectively enough, but we still want our own edition of CityBeat. Maybe we should schedule a cover shoot??
If however this was not merely a typographical error, if The Spurzz (aforementioned best band in the Universe) was NOT nominated for "Best Country Band of All Time," we're afraid we must rally our troops around your communist "newspaper's" office and stage a musical protest. We only tell you this so you can arrange to have enough mounted police and barricades to withstand the blind rage of our loyal fan brethren.
Sincerely,
Soft-J
Dusty Knees
Panhandle Slim
*The Spurzz*
The Spurzz are an untraditional country band, blending pure-country melodies, with that of the love of America, Sports, Hunting, Camping, Love-maker, and of course, Lunch. Together, "Dusty Knees, "Panhandle Slim," and "Soft J," create beautiful music using such instrumentation as Organs, guitars, percussion toys, and harmony. Raising their music in Cincinnati, Ohio (near KY mind you), they have produced such love-making songs as, "Intercourse Swamp," "Man Lunch," "He's a Logcabin Log-rider," "Adult Hop-Soc," and 'Man Creeper." You can find the Spurzz, with there jangly, whimsical ways backstage at a Conway Tweedy show, or hangin' out at the local bath house.
Special thanks to all that have photographed, documented and thus helped bring the truth to all!
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And don't forget, SCHWARZ comes with your hosts, The Librarian and DJ Empirical, and this month, we're joined by the excellent Tread MC on vocals. He always brings it.
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Dayum! Spurzz were off the HOOK last night! I think my face hurt from laughing. I mean, from singing along. Doy. 'Cause that's what we do at a Spurzz show...we just try to keep up. Do it up, y'all!
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in case you didn't get the bulletin or didn't read it. Hey guys I just wanted to let everyone know to clear your freakin' calendars on Oct. 27th for our halloween partay! You're all welcome to show up anytime after 8pm. There will be a keg & some food. Feel free to bring a friend or an entourage. You don't have to wear a costume, but everyone will look @ you funny if you don't. Hope to see ya there! erick & barbi
Over 2 years in the making, and now we wish to share it with you.
Join The Chocolate Horse and a host of other performers August 18th, at the legendary Southgate House ballroom in Newport, KY for our first full-length record release party. Only 400 limited-edition 180 gram vinyl records (free CD included).
