LORD ZiON
"I think they're onto me..."

Male
70 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 10/4/2008
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    LORD ZiON's Interests
GeneralLying, theft and deception. Honestly.
MusicMy band, SPiT LiKE THiS. The coolest motherfuckers on earth. Period.

SPiT LiKE THiS "Rebel Lover" 2007



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SPiT LiKE THiS :: CULT UK ROCK BAND :: SPiTLiKETHIS.com // Next is a list of music that I have, love or has INSPiRED me (in CAPS) either musically, emotionally or both... ADAM ANT/ADAM AND THE ANTZ, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Babylon AD, The Bang Gang, Bang Tango, Beck, Ben Folds Five, Blur, Britney Spears, Bruce Springsteen, Cats In Boots, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Clannad, Clockwork Orange, Conan The Barbarian, The Cult, DEF LEPPARD, DURAN DURAN, Eminem, Erotic Suicide, FASTER PUSSYCAT, FRANKiE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD, GARY NUMAN, GENESiS, Girl, Girls Aloud, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Great White, GUNS 'N' ROSES, Hanoi Rocks, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Huey Lewis And The News, Imani Copolla, INXS, Jimmy Ray, KiD ROCK, KiSS, LA GUNS, Love/Hate, Madonna, MARC BOLAN/T-REX, Megadeth, METALLiCA, MOTLEY CRUE, Obie Trice, Pantera, Poison, PRiNCE, QUEEN, Ratt, Rob Zombie, ROCKY HORROR, SCiSSOR SiSTERS, SEX PiSTOLS, SHAKiN' STEVENS, SHOTGUN MESSiAH, Sepultura, Slayer, THE SWEET, Tigertailz, TLC, Van Halen, WASP, Warrant, WiLDHEARTS, Whitesnake - and loads more besides!
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MoviesSTAR WARS, hedwig and the angry inch, clockwork orange, secretary, almost famous, american beauty, natural born killers, dusk til dawn, the classic kevin smith movies, superstar, most things with ben stiller in, rocky horror show, boogie nights, little shop of horrors, jack black stuff, that funny bloke from anchorman - will ferrell, that's it - old '80's john hughes type moviez...can't think of anything else at the moment but, anything that makes me think, laugh or cry. blandness kills me.......
TelevisionMoonlighting, Family Guy, Simpsons, Larry Sanders, Peep Show, Man Stroke Woman, Bo' Selecta, Brass Eye, Little Britain, Louis Theroux, Jimmy Carr, League Of Gentlemen, Will & Grace, Ricky Gervais, Spaced, Seinfeld, Spin City, Peter Kay, Bill Hicks, Bill Bailey, Andrew Dice Clay, 90210, Cosby Show, Scrubs, Nighty Night, Derren Brown, Big Train, Roseanne, Ellen, Caroline In The City, The Critic, Cheers, Frasier, Eddie Izzard, Married With Children, People Like Us, Sex And The City... I shan't go on, rather summarize by saying: most intelligent comedies, some dumbass ones, anything that will fill my brain with information without boring me...
BooksAny autobiography / biography. Mainly though, I like the "how to take over the world" style bookz and anything that improvez my mind...
HeroesMe, Myself and I...
Groups: Adam AntSadistsROCKIN FOREVERMETAL MANIACS UNITEGOTH GLAMMichael MonroePIGTAILS MAKE GIRLS LOOK SO MUCH HOTTEROld School Rock N Roll Players

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     LORD ZiON's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Body type:Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:GODFATHER OF THE SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE

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   LORD ZiON's Companies
SMELLYOURMUM.COM
Surrey UK
Creator

Offensive Slogan T-Shirtz
MEGABUCKS MUSiC
Surrey UK
Creator

Our Record Label



LORD ZiON Looking for DJ gigs (all to help pimp SLT, y'know!) any offers to my myspaz or email zion@spitlikethis.com - ta.

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   LORD ZiON's Blurbs
About me:

GODFATHER OF THE SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE >> ..

I created the SPiT LiKE THiS Universe with more than a little help from my partner in crime, ViKKi SPiT. We started off with absolutely nothing other than a few hair-brained ideas but, we seem to have captured some people's imaginations.

How do you start a whole Universe from scratch? Well, believe it or not, it started with the sale of Vikki's used panties on eBay. We used the funds from that to record and release the first SPiT LiKE THiS EP, "The Pop Shot!". We also set up our Offensive T-shirt company, SMELLYOURMUM.COM. The idea behind the latter was to provide us with enough income to eat and also fund SLT.

You know what? IT WORKED!

In the UK, SMELLYOURMUM.COM is the FiRST choice for anyone that wants decent, hand-printed, offensive T-shirts. I design them, Vikki prints them. Our overheads are low so the prices are low. Check them out (banner below) and buy something safe in the knowledge that you are funding Rock n Roll!

As for the band, well, we just go from strength to strength. Like with all artistic endeavors, you have moments in the light and moments in the shade but, on the whole, we are winning. It hasn't been easy but, we aren't going anywhere and there are enough people out there that give a shit about what we do to know that it has meaning.

SPiT LiKE THiS is the musical embodiment of everything that I am. I am not someone to fuck with and nor is my band. We are on a mission to recruit as many sick fucks as we can on our journey. Twisted people that want their buttons pushed. Twisted freaks that want to push people's buttons.

Is there any other way?

No. I have yet to witness another band that delights and angers in equal amounts. For everyone that loves us, you will find another that hates us. And that is the way it should be. The fact is, we are NOT trying to appeal to everyone. We are NOT trying to be the next this or the next that. We are the first SPiT LiKE THiS. We ARE the band your parents warned you about. We ARE for real.

Don't believe me? Then check us out. Banner is below.

And this is what my life is right now. My daily task is to entertain, enthrall, enlighten freaks like you and to outrage, anger, annoy everyone else.

So, why not become a part of it? You know you want to...

SPiT LiKE THiS >>

OFFENSiVE SLOGAN T-SHiRTZ

FREE SPiT LiKE THiS STiCKERZ!!

THANK YOU!
4th August 2006 - Big thanx to those who voted me a ROCK DEViL this month - you obviously know your stuff!
..

Who I'd like to meet:
Someone with an ounce of originality. Everyone else, PLEASE fuck off now.



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Oct 31 2008 8:00P
SPiT LiKE THiS ® [Booking Gigs/Tours] at WHiTE RABBiT with HOTTER THAN HELL KiSS @ WHiTE RABBiT with HOTTER THAN HELL KiSS Tribute

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The Thunderball





Oct 4 2008 12:00 PM

New metal club night in Camden. Hope to see you there!
xx
There's a spider (monkey) on my arm!





Sep 28 2008 11:27 PM

LORD ZiON, Have a good one
Red Five





Sep 19 2008 10:11 PM

Bloody hell, not content with writing and performing the music, now you want to DJ as well!?! Leave a bit of the music business for someone else, eh? ;)
♥Her Guy♥





Sep 18 2008 8:08 PM

hay zion

this is 'the Hermits' myspace

apparently u can just tell them who u are (sure they will remember as u caused one of the biggest turnouts in like...4eva) and tell them that u would Love to play for them again and im sure they will be able to arrange a date :D

so hope to see/hear u lot all again, ave to get more pics now !!!!

hope to see u guys soon (try n make it after the realse of ur first single...would love to get it signed :D)
♥Her Guy♥





Sep 11 2008 4:16 PM

well im down there next wednesday, and ma gf knows the manager, we shall see wat we can do :D

i know that u were massive wen u were there, everyone was well excited bout it :D especially me

GOOD LUCK!!!! cant wait for ur debut single :D
Scene Slut





Sep 10 2008 9:40 PM

Hey!
How's it going? Just thought I'd drop by to say hello.
Hope you're well.
Tara x
♥Her Guy♥





Sep 7 2008 9:09 PM

hay zion

wats it like being signed????

we still goin to get u down at hermit it brentwood and music tek??? and more more camden shows????
tattooed gini





Sep 7 2008 4:17 PM

thanks for the add greetings from austria
Kelly KABOOM





Sep 7 2008 2:24 PM

Hello =)
Thanks for the add! How are you??
~Kelly~
xxx
e.V.'s Underground ☠on CKCU-FM 93,1☠





Sep 2 2008 8:21 PM

*grin* I think they're onto you to! LOL.

Thank you for the add, and especially for your excellent music, laser-sharp wit, electrifying vocals and for colluding with Vicky to make one hell of a good band. I was really happy to see you guys got signed.
.:*MeL*:.





Sep 2 2008 3:08 PM

hey there!
thanx 4 add!;)

xxx
m
dont bother gemma





Aug 25 2008 12:02 PM

Come back to the Hermit!
I know its not the best venue buttt Ive seen you there twice and well want yous to come back :D
Anyways.
How's stuff? :P


xo
Peachy*





Aug 25 2008 2:02 PM

Thanks doll!

Enjoy the rest of your week!

oxo
Peachy*
*Dee Dee*





Aug 19 2008 6:13 PM

howd the shoot go?
xx
rock & roll - FOREVER





Aug 14 2008 1:25 AM

HELLO FRIEND HOW ARE YOU-- WANTED TO STOP BY UR SITE AND SHOW SOMELOVE AND RESPECT UR WAY-- HUGZ FROM UR FRIEND MARCIE :}
KnightRaven The Bass Goddess





Jul 15 2008 8:05 PM

HEY, HOW ARE YA?
†Overdriven† Blood & Gasoline


Is Online


Jul 12 2008 8:07 AM

HEy dude,
How are you?
Was good to final meet you and was an awesome set as always from you guys.
I will let you know as soon as i got some dates and so on for shows at the venue i told you about.

Jonathan
Dick Qwarfort





Jun 26 2008 6:29 AM

Hiya there!
I’m going on vacation now
and won’t be around for a while,
I’ve chartered the “Orca”
going sharkin’...!!

See ya, and have a great
summer yourself!

Captain “Quint” Qwarfort.
SLUTTER





Jun 26 2008 9:04 AM

hey z, if you and vikki are in crawley give us a shout, i'm doing a 13 week course so would love to see you guys if your about xx
Zakk Zander™





Jun 22 2008 5:17 PM

Hey Z!

Just thought i'd check in and show some love - hope it's all rockin' on ok!

All the best

Zakk Zander and the boys from Liquid Audio
Emma. L. K.





May 31 2008 8:15 PM

LOL. thanx i guess...? was that an insult?
how are u?
this is my new account i deleted my old one whilst having a tantrum...haha
x
Stevie Lee





May 28 2008 2:50 PM

sad news about the boner*!! perhaps you should call the next spitmobile "the vagine". i think that could work well, thoughts? hope all is good.

*for the unknowing the boner is a car in this instance and not a cock.
SLUTTER





May 12 2008 1:52 PM

Hey z, loving the new myspace page thats cool, hows you god over a whole year now i havent seen you, how you enjoying the sun lol i got burnt to hell yesterday, paying for my sins now hahaha say hi to vikki and bolly for me x
John





May 11 2008 9:40 PM

Superb gig last night!
Look forward to seeing you again soon!!
CLAUDIA (BLAZE) T.M.M.





May 9 2008 9:53 PM

Have a great weekend!!!!!!!

IRON MAIDEN
H - SLT Street Slutz





May 6 2008 10:11 PM

you ok man? got a unch of pics to get in to you, street signs, post boxes and people.
(Y)
Tessi





Apr 27 2008 3:08 AM

No worries, that is a good problem to have:-)
Hope you are doing well and stay in trouble!
:-)
~GLORIA~





May 5 2008 7:55 PM

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Apr 30 2008 1:24 PM

Check out SuperCharger
Wild Child





Apr 27 2008 2:41 PM

Thank you for including me in your circle of friends.
♥Her Guy♥





Apr 26 2008 2:49 PM

:D
youre welcome

wen u called me on stage i was like...ooooo...wat do i do now im standing here :P

lol

it was such an awsome gig, i bought ur albulm, its sooooo awsome :D