Ziggy Stardust, Ramones, David Bowie, Iggy & the Stooges, Johnny Thunders, Dictators, Poison, Motley Crue, glam rock, punk rock, hard rock, Englebert Humperdink, William Shatner
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The Matrix meets the Ramones... sexy punk'rock'n'roll for jet boys and future girls everywhere... fly with us!
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Hailing from the aptly named "Jet City" Seattle, WA, the Space Cretins bring a heavy dose of super-cyber punk'rock'n'roll with a neon kick for the good times, with a sound that owes as much to Kiss, the Misfits, and the Ramones as it does to the original Space Commanders Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders From Mars. A sound that takes the energy of punk, the snottiness of glam, and the groove of 80's L.A. sleaze rock, which when combined gives you... spaced out, mega-freakin', high-octane, righteous rock, baby, yeah!!!
According to the Space Cretins charter, there are four requirements to becoming a band member: 1) must be attractive to the ladies 2) must love big,dumb Rock 3)must be a great performer 4) must be attractive to the ladies... The Space Cretins members include veterans of the Seattle punk/grunge wars -- Paul Ace Diamond Blow (guitar, vocals: ex-Suffocated, Berserkers, and Ace Diamond Bimbos); Markass Starkiss Karkass (Bass: ex-Berserkers, Pissdrunks, Undisputed Heavyweights); and Danger Dayne Bam Bam (drums: ex-Ace Diamond Bimbos, Northwest Breeders)
Sick and tired of the negativity and depressing nature of the bi-polar Seattle music scene, and inspired by a chance encounter with William Shatner in a Hong Kong kareoke bar (in which Shatner convinced Blow to start a "super-cyber" rock band) Paul Diamond Blow hooked up with his former band-mates Danger Dayne and Markass Karkass to put the fun back in today's Rock. The Space Cretins aren't trying to stimulate brain cells or impress with fancified riffage, no, just putting the party, attitude and swagger (and good songs!) back into the rock'n'roll leather pants. "It's a spiritual thing," says Blow. "But we're much more than just another 3-chord rock band. We're a 3-chord band with a Plan..."
Space Cretins... the choice of a far-out generation. Hop aboard for the ride...
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McGreetings Space Cretins, Cheers for being our friend on myspace and we sincerely hope you enjoyed our music. Please Keep in touch as we value your friendship and support very much! All the very best to you and yours, from McDave and the boys of Pegasus in Bonnie Scotland. ROCK ON! and have a great weekend.
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Dropping in to let you know that we have some songs to download at http://indiestore.7digital.com/theravenscourt Have a wicked week. Coony - The Ravens Court
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hola Space Cretins ! qué tal? yo aquí escribiendo todo el día este mismo saludo a todos mis friends. ya hasta las teclas que uso en este mismo estúpido e insípido recadito están como los jeans que usa mi papá para bañar al perro. ojalá tuviera algo más deinspiración. pero te aseguro que si llega la usaré para una rola, no para andar bombardeando myspace con saludos desnutridos. ayós! besitos!
P.D. Ya hay unas canciones de adelanto del próximo disco!
Aye! How have you been? I've been meaning to call you recently but I'm just not a phone person. :P I've been super busy lately looking for a new place to live. I have enough money now to upgrade YAY! Belltown is cool, but it's full of weirdos (not my type of weirdo) and I'm ready for a new location. Know any good places to live?
Anyway, it really sucks about that guy quitting the band and I realllly hope you guys will be alright (and him too) . I know you're awesome, so I'm not too worried. :D
Paul, is that you on those leads with the Hypnotized demo? Goddamn, just when I thought I was safe, you write this song...this is dynamite baby...all 29 plays have been from me today. ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL MY FRIEND, NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF WHATS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! YOU'VE NAILED DOWN SOMETHING THAT MANY OF US LOOK TO THE SKIES FOR! Yours, Richie
Sendin Some Beats Your Way! You Rock! Glad to be Friends! Thx for your Love & Support! ☆Cee☆ Dj,Drummer,Producer www. myspace. com/c1 www. myspace. com/ceeofficial
