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Simply Fired

			Male 26 years old Mountain View, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 4/11/2008

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Body type:	0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:	Pisces

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Cop Fired for being too Taser-happy

Fired: Cop.

Why: Tasering unruly drunk woman.

Uh-oh: Woman was in cuffs and being held in a booking room at the time.

SimplyFired: The booking room had a camera catching all of the action...

Ka-zap went an Ohio cop's career, thanks to his overzealousness at correcting an unruly detainee's behavior...

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FIRED for loving the boss a little too much

I was romantically obsessed with a former boss. I hacked into his computer because... read more

FIRED for dissing the boss's wife

I finally got that big break - a job at a top advertising agency. It was my first job out of college... read more

FIRED for crashing the company van

My best friend and I got summer jobs as bellmen / van drivers at a local resort when we were about 17. It was a dangerous mixture ... read more

FIRED because my boss liked Coldplay

I called my boss to tell him I couldn't make it to work cuz I was sick... read more

FIRED for not stealing

It was the end of the night and I had just finished cleaning the store and counting the money in the register... read more

Busted. Booted. Firings on film.

Steve-O!

The Fall Guy

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A Joker with a Penguin's body . . .	Aug 6 2007 12:55 AM I was fired because over the course of the 9 months I employed I supposedly took 3 cokes without paying. So I freely admitted this, because it sounded like something I'd do, & offered to pay for them. Now I was open, honest, & willing to make amends. So they then fired me for violating the "honesty" policy the store had. WTF?!
Jonny B Good 4 McC@in!	Jun 12 2007 3:35 PM I was fired because my boss didn't like the fact I wouldn't shut up about being harrassed by another co-worker!
masturNATE ♠TMLC♠	May 26 2007 8:56 PM Whats up kid? Soo hows yer memorial day weekend?=]
She Unlimited	May 14 2007 9:02 PM Hey Simply Fired, Just stopping by! She Unlimited.. Magazine has some awesome new content, check out our latest interviews, fashion, style and finds. Don't Miss the trendy... Don't Miss the "She"! P.S. writers needed, and Reporters needed ASAP!
masturNATE ♠TMLC♠	May 3 2007 10:37 PM Hiiiiii =] Wuts up?
masturNATE ♠TMLC♠	May 1 2007 9:02 PM Heyyy im nate =] wuts up mang?
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She Unlimited	Apr 12 2007 11:51 AM Hey Simply Fired, Thank you for adding She UnlimitedShe Unlimited.. Magazine to your myspace page, check out our latest interviews, fashion, style and finds. Don't Miss the trendy... Don't Miss the "She"! P.S. writers needed, and Reporters needed ASAP!
She Unlimited	Apr 6 2007 9:00 AM Hey Simply Fired, Thank you for adding She Unlimited.. Magazine to your myspace page, check out our latest interviews, fashion, style and finds. Don't Miss the trendy... Don't Miss the "She"! P.S. We are currently looking for writers and bloggers.
dano	Feb 5 2007 6:53 PM DANO aka JACK BAUER says take this mob and love it....
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Summer2	Dec 22 2006 9:40 AM Great Site! Happy Holidays Everyone!
BitchMonkey	Dec 12 2006 4:11 PM ah man!!! I saved my ass from being fired!!! maybe next time!!!
BitchMonkey	Dec 12 2006 11:43 AM thanks for the add!!! Heh, I might have a story for you soon!!
W I N G N U T	Dec 5 2006 12:06 PM THANKS FOR THE ADD < JOB SEARCH IS GOING WELL< BUT STILL NO RESULTS !
SCOTT & MARYKAY	Nov 28 2006 11:33 AM Wanted 2 say thanks for the add , now if only I could find a real career instead of just a JOB that I was recently fired from for talking 2 co workers about myspace.com , the boss was a Real Journey .!!!!
Mary	Nov 25 2006 11:28 AM HELLO WE HOPE YOU READY FOR HOLIDAYS COME LOOK OUR STORE AND YOU MAY FOUND SOME ITEMS FOR FAMILY OR FRIENDS
Jeet Kune Do Dragon	Nov 22 2006 2:52 PM
Mary	Nov 22 2006 2:01 PM HELLO, WE HAVE A CHILDCARE AND WE HAVE A COUPLE OF WORKERS, THEY SEEM NICE AND HAPPY ALMOST EVERY DAY, UNTIL ONE DAY WE DISCOVER THEY BRING BEER IN OUR PLACE WE FIRE THEM AND THEY SEND US A ATTORNEY BECAUSE WE ABUSE FIRE THEM BEFORE THEY BRING BEER IN OUR PLACE. THEY SUPPOSE TO CARE FOR CHILDREN IN THE PLAYGROUND SO BE READY FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY THINK COME TO WORK IS A PARTY TIME,AND IS NOT THANKS FOR ADD US Ramon & Maria
Eskimo Pirate	Nov 9 2006 5:20 PM Never been fired... But I was pissed off with my boss 2 weeks ago and stormed out... He ran after me bless his lil cotton socks! I now have a week off work. Oh wait.. will I have a job to go back to, hmm... :¬\|
The Hi-Life Companion	Oct 27 2006 10:20 AM Great site. Great stories. All the Hi-Life have been chucked out of awful jobs at some time! Best Wishes from Bristol, England
Joseph F. Sublaban	Oct 24 2006 5:16 PM One has to ask himself how many thousand views you'd be without if I wasn't in your Top 8? Regardless the exposure been great to both of us... I'm thinking we should draft some contracts... i wanna sign a 3 year deal.
timmyCKY	Oct 23 2006 2:00 PM ok i had a paper route in the winter. and one day it was like -30 it was so fckin cold. so i made a fire with my 58 fckin boring newspapers. another job was at a trap club ( shotgun fireing range) i would sit in these mounds in the ground, put these clay disks on a machine and it would throw them up in the air. well my friend got hired, and the dumbas stacked his clay disks to the cealing. and i threw a rock in his mound and broke over 3,000 clay disks and i had to pay for them( they were 8 cents each) i had to work a whole uckin summer for that, then got fired..uckin rip offs, o well the boss got killed a week later in a gun accident. he deserved it. another job was cleaning this guys farm (2,000 acres) and the boss was obese like 500 pounds. and had a lazy eye, and i think he was gay, so i was always wondering is he looking at me or the fukin cat thats behind him, LMAO, i got fired from that cuz i killed his dog, I COULDNT HELP IT THE FCKER WOULDNT SHUT UP, and my last job my uncle let me take orders at his diner, and this guy would come in every day and order the same thing and uckin complain about every thing, one day he complained about no ketchup on his burger, i scooped up a hand full and i said " heres ur f*ckin ketchup" and threw it at him and hit his shirt, i didnt get fired but that was the last time he came there
She Unlimited	Oct 14 2006 10:24 AM A humble thank you for adding SHE Unlimited magazine to your network, we wish you the very best. Hope you stop by and listen to our radio station.
Monkey King	Oct 6 2006 10:55 AM I was fired for eating two of the small rold gold pretzels out of a bag when i came back from break, supposedly i wasn't paying attention to customers even though I was at the garden register with no customers. Screw Home Depot!
http://www.myspace.com/verceti	Oct 2 2006 7:06 PM I was once fired over my boss's daughter. I used to be a party animal and I would go out nightly. UNTILL! I ran into my boss's daughter. I did not know who she was at the time. And she did not know who I was at the time. We both did many bad things on a Saterday. That following monday I had to return back to work. As I looked for her name in my contacts on my cell phone I realize that her number and my boss's number were the same. So I asked my boss for his daughters name he replied "Why do you want to know"? I told him cause I think I saw her the other night infact spent the other night with her. He gave me the worlds most dirty look and told me to get to work. That day I hear the sound of her voice and I look in the lobby and sure enough there she is. She came to me crying and told me why did you tell my dad everything we did.? I swore up and down that I didint and that he is just lying. She smacked me and left a mark. Her father came to me and said ever touch my daughter again I will cut your balls off your Fired! get out of here before I call the police. I got the hell out of there quicker then the road runner! And thats my story on how I got my ass fired! -Jesse Archuleta
Crashington	Oct 1 2006 6:33 PM I was fired because of my availability. Screw those bastards at LendingTree to HELL!! First the craptards change my hours. They knew I was a single parent, and that my sitter closed at 5:30. How in the hell was I supposed to work until 7:00?!?!?!? Fine. I go look for a new sitter, and yippee!!!, the ones I find that are open that late are too expensive. Then the hotpockets took it too far and boldly suggested that I look for a cheaper apartment and then I'd be able to afford a new sitter!!! I calmly informed them that I an nobody's poodle and that I am NOT JUMPING THROUGH ANYOBE'S FLAMING HOOPS. They can kiss my natural brown ass!
the comedy of steve	Aug 21 2006 9:16 PM i've been fired from every job i've ever had. except the one where i quit for a job i got fired from.
Joseph F. Sublaban	May 22 2006 2:40 PM "Top 8! on this page means the world to me. I'd like to start off by thanking my mom and dad for all their support. Not to mention Ricky Ruhlen..... and the entire staff over at Simply hired. You guys mean the world to me and I'm not gonna forget it."-Joseph F. Sublaban

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