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I am Sean Patton
"www.youtube.com/meseanpatton"

Male
29 years old
Brooklyn, NY
United States



Last Login:7/23/2008
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   I am Sean Patton's Comedian Bio
Bioborn in slidell, louisiana. now lives in Brooklyn, New York. everything in between has been turned into material.
Websiteyoutube.com/meseanpatton
InfluencesBob Odenkirk, David Cross, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Stephen Wright, Ralph Harris, Eddie Izzard, and then some...
Filmsi've co-written and played the lead in two short films "harmful if swallowed" and "wake". both of these were far better than...

    I am Sean Patton's Interests
Generalmaking you laugh, making you cry, making you laugh again, observing and portraying the beauty of human flaw, reading, shoes, smoking marijuanna, helping people lie to avoid responsibility, speaking, performing, writing, reading what i've written and re-writing it over and over, adventure
Musicyou first
Movies'petey wheatstraw: the devil's son in law', 'eternal sunshine of the spotless mind', 'groundhog day', 'ghostbusters', 'the princess bride', anything from the wes anderson and christopher guest catalogs, especially 'rushmore' and 'best in show', 'magnolia', most anything by p.t.anderson, 'brazil', there's so many more...
Televisioni prefer to watch a blank tv screen and project my imagination onto it. what i see could only be shown on cable
Bookstom robbins, murakami, k.v.j.r., david sedaris, augusten burroughs, steve martin, dave eggers. 'geek love', 'concrete island' there are more. we should start a book club together(period)
Heroesanyone who pays to see me perform

     I am Sean Patton's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:where?
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Occupation:who?

   I am Sean Patton's Networking
Film - Drama - Acting
i want to write and act in film as well as direct. i'd like to start my own genre
Television - Talent - Comedian
i am a comedian. other comedians and i should be friends. i like doing shows. hey, let's do a show right now!


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 1 2008 7:00P
"Eric I’s $500 Comedy Showdown" @ Ochi’s lounge Manhattan NY
Jul 1 2008 9:00P
"Sweet" @ The Slipper room Manhattan NY
Jul 2 2008 8:00P
"Gelmania" @ Rififi Manhattan NY
Jul 2 2008 9:30P
"Communion" @ Teneleven Manhattan NY
Jul 3 2008 9:00P
"Ding-a-ling swing" @ Kabin Manhattan NY
Jul 6 2008 8:00P
"Scum n’ Villiany" @ Piano’s Manhattan NY
Jul 7 2008 8:00P
Tim Werner’s Renaissance Greenpoint, Brooklyn NY
Jul 8 2008 8:00P
"Evenings with Tuesday" @ The Creek LIC, Queens NY
Jul 8 2008 10:00P
"Siriusly" @ Rififi Manhattan NY
Jul 9 2008 8:00P
"Yertle’s comedy cookie" @ Via della Pace Manhattan NY
Jul 13 2008 7:00P
"The Sunday Soiree" @ Botanica Manhattan NY
Jul 13 2008 9:30P
"Fuck this DJ" @ Beauty bar Manhattan NY
Jul 22 2008 8:00P
"Sweet Haven" @ Rififi Manhattan NY
Aug 7 2008 10:30P
"Fresh Voices" @ DC Improv DC DC
Aug 8 2008 10:30P
"Gulf coast comedy" @ DC Improv (Cabaret) DC DC
Aug 9 2008 8:00P
"Gulf coast comedy" @ DC Improv (Cabaret) DC DC

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Jul 20 2008 1:09 PM

things are gonna change. it's happening.

congrats bro, hope i see you again soon.
Scott Rogowsky





Jul 18 2008 8:03 AM

I think enough people have said it already, but why not...

way to kill it up there. I read The Comic's Comic account. Guess there won't be anymore running into you on the L train, since you'll be taking TAXIS from here on out.
Andrew Healan





Jul 17 2008 12:56 PM

Congrats on JFL!
Ryan McKee





Jul 16 2008 5:35 PM

Congrats! I just heard the news.
Scott B, comedy's answer to comedy





Jul 16 2008 5:13 PM

Congratu-fucking-lations!!
Matt Morales: Stand Up Comic / Rockstar





Jul 16 2008 11:42 AM

Dude, congrats on Montreal! Make Slidell proud.
Mike Von





Jul 15 2008 9:49 AM

Thanks for the add, hope to catch ya on the circuit!
Rosie





Jul 15 2008 8:50 AM

congrats on new faces! i'm so proud of you! =)
Mike Drucker





Jul 15 2008 8:38 AM

You might be unstoppable.
Mike Burns





Jul 14 2008 3:53 PM

Nice work homie.

Real nice.

kisses.
Eric I





Jul 14 2008 8:58 AM

Hey Sean,

Congratulations, Sir - as you know, you have secured yourself a spot on the Semi-Final Round on:

Eric I's $500.00 Comedy Showdown!

Please note that the date has been moved to:

TUESDAY, JULY 29th

@ Ochi's

@ 7:00 SHARP.

(Seating at 6:45)

Here's The Line-Up:

(1) Pat Dixon

(2) Joe DeRosa

(3) Brooke Van Poppelen

(4) Mike Drucker

(5) Jamie Lee

(6) Josh Homer

(7) Helen Hong

(8) Sean Patton

(9) A LUCKY COMIC WHO SHOWS UP TO SEE THIS GREAT *FREE* SHOW ON JULY 29th!

(10) ANOTHER LUCKY COMIC WHO SHOWS UP TO SEE THIS GREAT *FREE* SHOW ON JULY 29th!

The Top *THREE* finishers of this Semi-Final advance to the CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN in December.

The winner of THAT show gets $500.00 CASH

*AND*

The coveted title of:

"2008's Best Comedian In New York City (In Eric I's Audience's Opinion)"

Looking Forward To The Twenty-Ninth, Sean, and Congrats Again,

Eric I
Jamie Lee





Jul 14 2008 7:36 AM

Always making me proud...
Eric I





Jul 9 2008 10:18 AM

Hey Sean,

A *VERY* belated CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING Season 1, Episode 7 of

Eric I's $500.00 Comedy Showdown!

You have secured yourself a spot on the Semi-Final Round on

TUESDAY, JULY 29th @ Ochi's @ 7:00 SHARP

Here's The Line-Up:

(1) Pat Dixon

(2) Joe DeRosa

(3) Brooke Van Poppelen

(4) Mike Drucker

(5) Jamie Lee

(6) Josh Homer

(7) Helen Hong

(8) Sean Patton

(9) A LUCKY COMIC WHO SHOWS UP TO SEE THIS GREAT *FREE* SHOW ON JULY 29th!

(10) ANOTHER LUCKY COMIC WHO SHOWS UP TO SEE THIS GREAT *FREE* SHOW ON JULY 29th!

The Top *THREE* finishers of this Semi-Final advance to the CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN in December - Winner of THAT gets $500.00 CASH *AND* of course, the coveted title of:

"2008's Best Comedian In New York City (In Eric I's Audience's Opinion)"

Looking Forward To The Twenty-Ninth, Sean, and Congrats Again,

Eric I
Scum and Villainy





Jul 7 2008 10:16 AM

You are amazing.
Thanks for doing the show!
Eric I





Jun 30 2008 8:33 AM

Season 1, Episode 8 of 8

If YOU can be funnier than

(1) Sean Patton (New Orleans Comedy Festival, Alt-Scene Demi-God))

(2) Dan Boulger (WINNER, Boston Comedy Festival)

(3) Barry Rothbart (Winner, Academy Award, Best Original Screenplay, 2014)

(4) Becky Ciletti ("Lack Of Etiquette," "In It To Win It!")

- for SIX measely minutes, then YOU will get the eighth and FINAL automatic spot in JULY 29th's Semi-Final of;

"Eric I's Comedy Showdown!"

The top THREE finishers in July 29th's Semi-Final will automatically advance into December's CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN!

Winner of THAT gets FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!

You gotta be in it to win it!

Just show up TUESDAY between 7:00 and 7:25 in order to place your name In The Hat.

Six of you shall be chosen to compete.

Even if you DON'T get chosen this time, you shall see a great show for NO COVER CHARGE, you will get to vote for the winner, and you shall be rewarded for your support by receiving an EXTRA index card to place into the hat the NEXT time you come out to the show.

And on July 29th's Semi-Final, TWO EXTREMELY FORTUANTE COMICS WHO SIMLY SHOW UP will get a bye into the SEMI-FINAL ROUND!

And by showing up for JULY 1st's show, you will not only be giving yourself SIX chances of performing JULY 1st, but you will ALSO be doubling your chances of getting one of the two WILDCARD entries into the JULY 29th Semi-Finals.

So be there!

WHEN: TUESDAY, JULY 1st

WHERE: Ochi's Lounge (DOWNSTAIRS of COMIX)

WHERE?!: 353 West 14th Street (between 8th Ave & 9th Ave - closer to 9th)

SUBWAY: 1/2/3/A/C/E/F/V to 14th Street - then simply walk 1-2 blocks WEST and you is THERE!

HOW MUCH?! ****NO COVER****

Just bring your best SIX minutes, bring your clutchness, and while you're at it, bring a friend or two (WHO KNOWS - your friend(s) might even VOTE for you!

See You TUESDAY at Ochi's.

Love,

Eric I
ALAN





Jun 26 2008 4:56 PM

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Jun 23 2008 9:23 AM

Your the best!
Mike Drucker





Jun 20 2008 7:58 AM

Since we both love rap, I thought this might help us score big with women we find physically attractive:
Field Ranger





Jun 15 2008 9:49 AM

wait, you're irish?
Jamie Lee





Jun 13 2008 2:26 AM

Hi from Greece! Have so much fun in NOLA.

You're doing shows with Jesse, I'm seen copious amounts of naked old people on the beach... So much is happening for us, isn't it?? What a transitional time this is!

xo
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