Sauce Party is better than your band.
They are louder than your band and they look better in cowboy boots and sunglasses than your band.
In this day of everybody being in a band and everybody trying to make some sort of half assed statement with the music they preform.
Sauce Party makes no statements about music at all.
They have no "sound" they have no direct influence other then the obvious.
Sauce Party is the best band yours will never play with, it's the best band you will never be on a CD- R comp or split cassette with.
Sauce Party is solid gold and you are a rusted turd.
Ah, yes the blessed curse that many bands fall victim too. Month by month, year by year. The slow roasting summer of your favorite local band or non local whatever band. Which in most accounts kills a band dead, unless they have other real things to do. Which Sauce Party as it were actually does. We ain't gonna sit here and make up excuses for the album not being done(is there an album?) Aw fuck no we ain't gonna complain about no where to play...we've been offered and ultimately denied you the chance to come see us bulldoze your shit hole, it's just that simple. Sauce Party is here when we feel like it and you can take it or leave it. The 2007 season is upon us and I highly suggest you keep your eyes open and get your asses to any and all Sauce Party shows. Or you can pretend to be interested and send stupid posts to here website that will probably get ignored.
Fuck you, Eddie Mcphoney.
Greenbaysuck,WI
It will have to do for now...
RECENT REVIEWS OF SAUCE PARTY
"Not Very Good" -Don Hillman
"Seemingly endless post/past hard rock for untamed monkey fucks" -Post Crescent News
"I don't even need to hear it to know it sucks" -Adam Bartlett (Indie Label President)
"Nope" -Jack Schnieder
"Don't use my Blues Clues thing anymore" -Quinci Ann Boqan
"Eating dirt would be more productive" -The Tiny Baby Jesus Sanchez
"Try Doing Nothing" -Mac McGILL
"Try drinking less, and practicing more"-Emil Hagstrom
"I could think of a couple better things I could being wasting my time with"-Mark Chewmura
"I like Sauce Party better with ear plugs..."-Jolene Elizabeth
"I really don't think they know how to play their instruments, but they are sure good in the sack"-Paris Milton
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Sauce Party to the war on terror."-George M. Rush
"You are a saucy little thing aren't you?"-Simon Powell
"Golf is more fun than Sauce Party"-Davey Pants
"Sauce party is for boys"-Kathleen Hanna
Sauce Party: What does it mean?
..short for "Sausagepatry"
...used in prohibition times in reference to a secret meeting where booze was to be served
...kinda like an Avon Party. Only for guys who like sauces and sodomy
Well he said that if you go to a gas station and you want a certain "chip" and they don't have it, you come back out and somebody asks, "Did they have them?" and the person says, "Yeah they had alot of it"
p.s I totally chopped off my rat tail and my racing stripe has grown over... it was a sad but revolutionary day.
This is my music video for "It's Not Easy When You're Me"
You guys, I've been told I need to do a better job of promotimg my band, so I'm trying my hand at ye olde myspace spamming... Have you ever been friends with a myspace spammer? Have you ever woken up next to a myspace spammer? I figure in the future we'll all probably be robots anyway, so I'm cool with it...
