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You've probably seen me on the telly, upholding the Travelocity Guarantee. If so, I'd like you to know that the camera adds ten pounds.
General:
Cucumber sandwiches, reading blogs (check out The Window Seat, a smashing one for travel), trying not to dent my hat when I go through the security X-ray machine, the SkyMall catalogue, giving the fellows at Immigration and Customs a tickle, beard conditioners, crumpets, Photoshopping my passport picture so I look just a smidge taller.
Music:
"The Gnome" by Pink Floyd; those chaps on American Idol; the sound of the captain turning off the fasten seatbelt sign (it's music to my ears!)
Books:
On the Road; Around the World in 80 Days; The Complete Idiot's Guide to British Royalty; the atlas.
Heroes:
Magellan; Neil Armstrong; Jacques Cousteau; Anyone who can claim a bushier beard than me (bring it on, Santa!).
Movies:
Easy Rider; Endless Summer; Road Trip; The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (oh, you know you loved it, too); A Gnome Named Gnorm; Roaming Romeo.
Television:
Dora the Explorer; The Amazing Race; Lost. And I'm rather besotted with "What Not To Wear" (as long as they don't decide that red pointy hats are passé, of course).
Education:
Cambridge (Topiary Arts major)
Occupation:
Citizen of the World
Orientation:
No Answer
Hometown:
Durham, North Carolina
Body Type:
Athletic
Here for:
Dating/Serious Relationships/Friends/Networking
Oprah
Harry Potter
KT Tunstall
You! Got any room in your suitcase?
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Melinda


Sep 7 2008 11:30 AM

sup RG where you heading to next:)
Ferguson


Sep 6 2008 5:18 PM

Thanks for the add, I appreciate it. You should come and hang out that would be cool! Us Gnome's need to stick together. Maybe I could be your assistant if you need one. =)
RWH


Sep 6 2008 3:45 PM

thanks for the add
CHAMP


Sep 5 2008 3:01 AM

thanks for the add on mr gnome
you should roam by champ's lake sometime
Yukon Cornealius


Sep 2 2008 6:27 AM

Hey hey Cuz, Hope you are doing great! Gonna hit Chicago in a few weeks.. Will post pics for ya... Are you loosing weight? You look gooooood!!! Take care for now and watch out for Mersa...That's some bad stuff, I hear Honey helps... TRUE... always Yukon :}
IMUS


Aug 31 2008 3:32 AM

WOW!!! I BET YOU HAVE BEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD!!! HOW AWESOME!!!
Gnoah the Gnome


Aug 30 2008 6:49 PM

You're my hero, Roaming Gnome.

I'm gonna be just like you someday.
J-Mo ™ [4]


Aug 30 2008 10:27 AM

YAY! i looove the Roaming Gnome!!
he's hilarious!
The Beaded Fish™


Aug 30 2008 3:43 AM

You're so cute you little Gnomey fella! Thanks for adding me! Have a lovely weekend, where ever you are!
WildJoker, Panama Jeff


Aug 28 2008 7:43 AM

Glad I could make ya smile at my myspace page, come by anytime, It's free!!!
SAM-I-AM!™


Aug 25 2008 6:02 PM

You are just fantastical! I heart you!
lindy


Aug 25 2008 11:57 AM

Thank you Gnomey. Had to change reservation date TWICE this past weekend, and you did it! :D
Taylor #85


Aug 24 2008 11:15 PM

I LOVE YOU
Mommee!


Aug 24 2008 8:54 PM

You need to do a karaoke song, dahling! :)
gretel


Aug 22 2008 11:48 PM

i also am waiting for a message from Obama! what a coincidence!

gretel
Bobi


Aug 22 2008 10:15 PM

I say Roaming Gnome for VP!!!!!!
ღღ[[MAGGi3]]ღღ


Aug 22 2008 8:41 PM

H3Y DAD. M0M WANTS T0 kN0W WHAT Y0U WANT F0R SUPP3R T0NiT3....0H, AND AUNTi3 GN0M3 iS PR3GNAT3 WiTH SASQUATCH'S BABY...JUST TH0UGHT i W0UlD l3T Y0U iN 0N TH3 FAMilY BiZZ!
Featuring DC


Aug 22 2008 8:32 PM

Waiting for a text from Obama?? That's cool. Of course, you're cool so... Go figure.
luke


Aug 22 2008 8:19 PM

It's the roaming gnome! HOLY CRAP! I LOVE YOU!
♥ Naughty Nurse ♥


Aug 20 2008 11:26 PM

we love you gnome.
lil_dyn_no_myte


Aug 20 2008 7:05 PM

Stopping by to hang with my Gnomie cause it's all good!
vitAlity.


Aug 20 2008 4:34 PM

If you go to anywhere with a beach and beer sometime in the near future, please invite me.
My Capricorn Life


Aug 20 2008 2:01 PM

Just stopping by to say Hi and TGIW :O)
allison.


Aug 18 2008 4:45 AM

heyy roaming gnome...you are like so awesome! :)
Yukon Cornealius


Aug 17 2008 7:12 AM

Hey Cousin, Things are going a bit better. Got a new Puppy! He is awesome. Can't wait for you too meet him! I also put up a signature fan page, it would be an honor for you to sign! Of course all of your friends are invited too! I know your on the go..... Stay safe always, Yukon ;}
FREEDOM


Aug 16 2008 8:30 PM

GGNNNNNNNNNOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEE
Johnson [20]


Aug 16 2008 2:31 AM

Thanks for the add...

Awesomeness
♥ Baker ♥


Aug 15 2008 5:11 PM

PS!! your sexy!
El Chupacabra


Aug 14 2008 8:31 PM

What a little savory gnome you are
Zack


Aug 12 2008 4:00 AM

Where should I go on my next vaction?
Izzy


Aug 12 2008 12:55 AM

Just stopping by to wish you a great week & 4 the next few days my page will be small & you can load it "quicker" So stop by & sign my guest book!!! Have a great week !!! Izzy
♥ L 2 tha C ♥


Aug 11 2008 9:53 PM

Live, Love & Travel Gnomey!
Zypher


Aug 11 2008 4:24 AM

It would not be at all ironic if you went to Rome.
Mother of Perfection


Aug 9 2008 2:00 AM

roam if you want to.
roam around the world.
~HollyM~


Aug 6 2008 5:11 PM

peanut m&m's now that's what I'm talking about little gnome dude
Josh


Aug 5 2008 11:57 PM

\m/(-.-)\m/ (rock on gnome dude)
Joey


Aug 5 2008 7:12 PM

whats up my roaming gnome friend
put me on your top
lanny


Aug 5 2008 2:01 AM

who is the gnome? you is the gnome!
Tyler!


Aug 4 2008 11:20 AM

i do have to say
you have the best prices
OhiosWyld1


Aug 1 2008 6:16 PM

*sigh* I love you ..
Shawna


Jul 30 2008 8:13 PM

Did you have AnY HypErColoRed M&M's?

U will when I "polish" the color with my mouth. WHat can you say about Stupid Human Tricks. ;p YuM!
Green Eyed Lady ♥


Jul 30 2008 4:22 PM

Hey Roaming Gnome........ why don't cha roam my way ;)
beautiful veins and blood shot eyes


Jul 30 2008 5:12 AM

what up gangsta. r u related to lucky the leprachuan
Yukon Cornealius


Jul 30 2008 3:24 AM

Howdy Cousin, This was a very sad day for me. Spanky the Dog passed away... It was very unexpected... I know how much he liked you becuse he never pee'd on you... I liked him for that reason also.. He was the best! ! ! Tell Matilda I said hello...And always safe travels... Yuke
Brent Everett Pape the 1st


Jul 30 2008 2:43 AM

Hope ya had fun in cali,r u comin home soon
Jen


Jul 30 2008 1:13 AM

Mmmmm. I want some peanut m&m's too!
Miss. Stefanie


Jul 30 2008 12:25 AM

You made my trip much easier! Thank you Roaming Gnome.


btw: youre one hot sexy gnome.
vitAlity.


Jul 30 2008 12:13 AM

I would give you some peanut M&M's if you were here.
David


Jul 30 2008 12:07 AM

M&Ms would melt in YOUR hands.
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