Chris
"Bringing The Rocky Road While Others Bring Vanilla"

Male
34 years old
ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA
United States



Last Login: 6/30/2008
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    Chris's Interests
GeneralSpelunking. Definitely spelunking. Either as a noun or a verb. And Gummi Bears, but only the soft, squishy kind. And live music. i catch about a concert every week and a half, from the hypnotic to the rawking to the ass shaking to the god awful. Comfortable shoes are nice, too. i miss my Speak & Spell a great deal, but not the other ones so much. Curse you, Speak & Math! i also would like to develop and raise a pet monkey/penguin hybrid beast because that would be pretty cool, too. Of course, i would dress him in tails and a top hat because that would only be right.
MusicPrince, George Clinton, Parliament, Funkadelic, Morphine, Mike Doughty, The Kills, The Gossip, Buddy Guy, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Kingsbury Manx, Cloud Cult, Arcade Fire, Broken Social Scene, Juliana Hatfield, Fiona Apple, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Danger Doom, Boogie Down Productions, Pharcyde, those Buddhist monks that hang outside that Amsterdam museum, The Black Keys, Autolux, Twinemen, Tricky, Nellie McKay, Sleater-Kinney, Carolyn Wonderland, MF Doom And Lykke Li. For the love of all that is unholy, i want to have this woman's babies.
Which fucked-up genius composer are you?

Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar genius, with equal passion for the most degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.
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MoviesUnder the Cherry Moon; Skindeep; To Have and Have Not; My Little Chickadee; anything w/ the Marx Brothers, Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton; Quentin Tarantino flicks; that nekkid running Eskimo one; any and all horribly bad kung fu movies
TelevisionAqua Teen Hunger Force; pretty much anything on Adult Swim; Moonlighting; Cheers; The Office; Extras; Spin City; Simpsons; Family Guy; American Dad; Miami Ink; Rome; Huff; Rollergirls; Miami Ink; Kung Faux
BooksAnything by Christopher Moore, Garrison Keillor, Mark Twain, P. G. Wodehouse, O. Henry, Neil Gaiman or Tom Robbins
HeroesYour results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
80%
Iron Man
70%
Green Lantern
65%
Catwoman
65%
The Flash
60%
Superman
55%
Robin
42%
Batman
40%
Hulk
40%
Supergirl
37%
Wonder Woman
32%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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But MY hero is the Green Flash.
Groups: TOA - in the mean time

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     Chris's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Body type:6' 1"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Public Relations Vice President
Income:$75,000 to $100,000

   Chris's Schools
Loyola University Chicago
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
 

1992 to 1996
Mainland Reg H S
Linwood,New Jersey
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1988 to 1992

   Chris's Companies
Daly Gray Public Relations
Herndon, VA US
Vice President

1996 to Present



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   Chris's Blurbs
About me:
I've got a theme song. Listen to it. Learn it. Hope to one day live it. What more do you need to know?
Which Mark Ryden Painting Are You?

You are "Uncle Black"
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Your Element is Metal
Your power colors: white, gold, and silver

Your energy: contracting

Your season: fall

You are persistent (and maybe even a little bit stubborn).
If you see something you want, you go for it.
You have a lot of strength, and it's difficult to get you down.
Very logical, you tend to analyze everything going on in your life.
Who I'd like to meet:
Those damn gremlins that keep stealing my CDs and pr0n.

   Chris's Friend Space (Top 8)
Chris has 159 friends.
 Cornbread 


 Instrumental Analysis 


 James Thompson 


 Andrew 


 Old Man 


 Rich 


 Hoax Funeral 


 Adam 





Chris's Friends Comments
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Flash





Feb 13 2008 1:50 PM

what up bro? long time.
you should come out and see my new shop sometime

Naomi





Feb 11 2008 8:11 PM

Naomi





Feb 6 2008 11:11 AM

Mason





Feb 5 2008 8:40 PM

Happy Freaking Birthday! (just pretend its all sparkly and stuff...)
Old Man





Feb 4 2008 2:59 AM

chris, what time is good to call you tomorrow for your birthday?
A.K.A.C.O.D.





Jan 12 2008 6:08 PM

Thanks for the request. See you in the spring.

-A.K.A.C.O.D.
Also Known As
Colley, Ortiz, Dersch
Deron Baker





Nov 28 2007 8:03 AM

What Chris Im headed your folks way on the 20th next month hope we can catch up man! Luv D-ron
PlzHelpDarfur





Nov 13 2007 5:52 PM

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Nov 11 2007 9:16 AM

Hi ChrisI NEED YOU ALL TO COME TO MY PROFILE AND SIGN MY PETITION. PLEASE CHILDREN SAVE THE LIVES OF OTHER CHILDREN, OF OTHER PEOPLE. YES, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SIGN AND SAY NO TO THE SLAUGHTERING OF HUMANS. DO IT NOW! PLEASE!
Its me, Denise





Oct 31 2007 5:28 AM

Myspace Layouts
Happy Halloween, Neicy & Spider
Mason





Aug 24 2007 12:16 PM

Seriously, were you just messing around? I so need an explanation, like now!
Kelly





Jul 26 2007 12:22 PM

How was the trip? I like the new picture!
Cornbread





Jul 11 2007 11:44 PM

Igot a letter the3 other day from publisher's clearing house saying i won 95,000.I damn near shit my pants. In fact I had to give myself two safety wipes just to be sure, Turns out it was a scam. Those motherfuckers. It reminded me of the time when we were younger and mom thought we won the Jersey Lotto only to find out that the numbers were from the day before. Awww Gamblin'! Ain't it great. I'll give you a buzz tomorrow or some time this weekend and we'll shoot the shit.
YOur bro,Jas the Ace
Amy





Jun 24 2007 9:51 PM

Thanks for my mix! It's coming in the car with me tomorrow.

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Kelly





Jun 19 2007 7:16 PM

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Kelly





Jun 14 2007 7:39 PM

You need a new comment, so I figured I'd hook you up. Hope you have a great weekend!!
Its me, Denise





May 24 2007 6:01 AM

Hey, funny and sometimes pantsless guy, thanks for the add.

Yours in Hendrix....
Old Man





Mar 30 2007 2:08 AM

Master Music Yogi,
On the path to enlightenment, I have surrendered myself to the will of Music and have discovered this: http://www.thebastardfairies.com/home.html. With a name like the Bastard Fairies you can't go wrong.
Young Grasshopper
Rigoddamndiculous





Feb 6 2007 12:17 PM

I made the effort and called yesterday, but I'll leave an additional birthday message on myspace, because this is where real friends do it.
Rigoddamndiculous





Feb 6 2007 12:16 PM

I made the effort and called yesterday, but I'll leave an additional birthday message on myspace, because this is where real friends do it.
DC Rollergirls





Feb 4 2007 5:11 PM

happy birthday!

xoxo
DC Rollergirls
Patrick





Feb 4 2007 4:23 PM

Happy Birthday, Kemo Sabe
Darryl





Jan 4 2007 4:00 AM

Hope you had a safe and happy new year!


Darryl





Dec 1 2006 8:46 AM

Have a great weekend. Have a pint on me.


Naomi





Nov 22 2006 9:48 AM


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HAPPY HAPPY TURKEY DAY

XOXO

NAOMI
Naomi





Nov 22 2006 9:48 AM


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HAPPY HAPPY TURKEY DAY

XOXO

NAOMI
Naomi





Oct 31 2006 6:41 AM


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Hope you have a safe and happy halloween
Naomi
Old Man





Oct 15 2006 2:46 PM

Hey Jim Croce, Jr.,
Why didn't you tell me the story how you fell in love last Friday evening? I heard from Mom that the woman is five foot six and two fifteen. Dad even mentioned she is built like a 'figerator with a head, but that she knows how to knuckle and she knows how to scuffle and fight. I don't mean to judge, especially about a lady whose buddies call "Spike," but I think you should have gotten your hat and not ordered yourself a couple o' more shots and beers.
Pit
P.S. I have been waiting to throw the obscure Life and Times reference at you for so long that I, like most of my sexual experiences, couldn't hold out until it would satisfy us both. I hope you are able to get my joke and humbly ask you to accept my apology for not waiting for a better set up.
Rigoddamndiculous





Sep 30 2006 12:16 PM

so glad my life is no longer darkened by the absence of your steller charm and wit... it's certainly been a while.
DC Rollergirls





Aug 10 2006 10:11 PM

Where you been, Chris? Show up this Saturday at Palace of Wonders in DC and get your shirt (and a spanking!)

xoxo
Six5 and the DC Rollergirls
DC Rollergirls





May 23 2006 12:13 PM

Come out, get your shirt and see the DC Rollergirls do their first scrimmage in front of an audience! Don't miss this!




Screama Donna





May 15 2006 6:42 PM

I just got back from derby practice. There was a tangle of about four or five girls, arms and legs flailing, writhing around in a pile on the ground.

I thought of you. :)
skyblue72--Vote in Hou Press Awards-Show Sun 7/27





May 12 2006 10:49 AM

skyblue72


It's good to be friends. Real good!
Darryl





Apr 20 2006 6:13 AM

What's up man?

Darryl





Apr 13 2006 8:12 AM

Bulova Coats
Music at MySpace ToolBox
SoulGraft





Dec 25 2005 12:47 PM

If ever you get out of the family business, and you wanted to move to CA, I would hire you for a number of my prjects and companies. Believe it or not, I miss you, buddy! Merry Xmas from the jew!
James Thompson





Dec 19 2005 5:58 AM

The theme song is still "processing" in myspace... sorry for the hold up, odd. If it doesn't get itself taken care of by tonight, I'll start raising hell with the powers that be.
Liz





Dec 18 2005 3:24 AM

I wanna hear that theme song again - when are you gonna get it posted up here!!??!?! :-)
Hoax Funeral





Dec 2 2005 2:36 PM

Hey Darlin'! Welcome, like Marty says...it's addicting as hell.

~Anjy
Marty


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