how soon is now?
"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart lobbed a sword at you!"

Male
21 years old
Brisbane, mate!, Queensland
Australia



Last Login:7/26/2008
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    how soon is now?'s Interests
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Music
Obsession

YO! YEAAAAHHHH BOOIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!1 Sup? Greetings from ... well... my myspace profile (well duh?), the occasional hangout and sometimes quiet little secret of Benjamin Alldridge (That's me!), a self-confessed cross-dresser "international man of mystery", and "occasional design bitch". When I'm not out fighting crime against the evil forces of perpetual crappiness and the necessary evils of modern society, I'm probably here. Or not... here. Anyway. Go on, pull up a chair; perhaps sample one of our Hors d'?uvres, or have a flute of the perfectly chilled Dom Perignon '53 (yep, that's 38°F for those playing along at home).

It's likely that it goes by a lot of names, but for now we'll call it "home". Enjoy yourself, bitches. It's a celebration.

Some Stuff & Some Nonsense

Ahhhh Myspace. What a place. Anyway, about me? Well. I'm 20 or so years old, wicked-awesome (Okay, so I can't back that claim up. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?) and utterly obsessed with music. And design. And fashion. And typography. And just about everything else worth being obsessed with.

I'm kind of an enigma. Ask anyone who knows me, and they'll tell you I get more confusing by the day. And rightly so, I change my mind every 6.31 minutes. But I like it like that; it gives life a new flavour to live for. I'm hailing from the suburbs of Brisbane, Australia, although I'm aiming to relocate to the lovely city of Chicago sometime in the reasonably near future, where I shall steal the girl of my dreams' heart [and potentially sell it on the black market]. Yep. That's her in the photo with me. We're not actually kissing, we're seeing who has a stronger face. We tend to do that a lot.

To fill time between then and now, I'm working as a chicken chef at KFC, making some pretty awesome chicken. in between jobs and really looking pretty hard, because ultimately I know money = power = women. I'll probably end up somewhere working with computers, because that's what I tend to do a lot of. I occasionally freelance (read: whore my services out) in the fields of Web Development and Identity Design, which for those not savvy to all this technical wizn0rdery means I build websites and design people logos and various other malarkey. I own a bunch of internet sites at current that I develop whenever I can be bothered, and tend to build stuff "for the hell of it". Building something from the ground up that revolutionises the way people look at programmatic code is a pretty satisfying feeling. Being able to say "Yep, that was me"... that feeling is second to none.






Tell Me Something

I simply love it when people leave me something to read when I check my messages 84,196 times a day. Yes, person reading this, that means you! Drop me a comment, because dropping me a comment would be sexy. And we all know what happens to sexy people.

G'day champ. What's happening? Drop a brotha' some knowledge.
 

Do Stuff

What kind of crappy myspace profile wouldn't have links to all the cool functions? A pretty crappy one, really! So to save on that... here, have some links:



Kiquearse Peepz

Okay, so here's some awesome people to go visit that will make you more desirable to the opposite sex, and currently aren't resided here on this page. Check them out, your life will be infinitely more sexy and exciting.

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     how soon is now?'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Brisbane
Body type:6' 3" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Freelance Web Development Consultant

   how soon is now?'s Schools
Bracken Ridge State High School
BRACKEN RIDGE, Australia
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2000 to 2004

   how soon is now?'s Networking
Photography - Other - Photographer

Technology - IT - Developer

Technology - Internet - Web Designer




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Jul 21 2008 9:44 PM

dem is faykeness to the maxxes glasses!!
Liz





Jul 16 2008 3:20 PM

BEN!! Long time no see.
How have you been? :D
sarah





Jul 13 2008 5:58 PM

I already am.
>:|
sarah





Jul 12 2008 10:59 PM

I don't know.
>:[
sarah





Jul 12 2008 10:42 AM

BENZ! >:(
Charmaine





Jul 8 2008 1:04 AM

You make me want to watch the godfather now.
Schlomo Szmajzner





Jul 5 2008 11:08 PM

hello

haven't seen you in a while!

whatcha been doing lately?

xo
happillian





Jun 22 2008 11:36 PM

AHAHAH thanks!
its 2 days unwashed in a pony tail...then pinned up =D
shoes in bed





Jun 15 2008 5:46 AM

ahaha you're the first to complain so IT'S YOUR FAULT.
shoes in bed





Jun 15 2008 5:29 AM

WHAT DID I DO WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT IT'S BEEN LIKE THAT FOR AGES OH GOD.
little miss s.





Jun 14 2008 9:57 PM

HOW ART THOU?
I AM WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS FOR REASONS UNKNOWN.
I THINK IT'S BEEN ON FOR A WHILE, ACTUALLY.
BEFORE YOU GET TOO BORED,
LOVE YOUUU!
XX.
Soph





Jun 12 2008 1:44 AM

sounds funnn mr!! let me know more details closerrr!!

Whattttttttt!! what happened?? *hugzz* thats the chick in ur fotos huh? i no nothing about her!!

x
Soph





Jun 11 2008 4:12 AM

ps i heart iron man/ben :D:D
Soph





Jun 11 2008 4:11 AM

hey darrrrling!!

of course ill come!!! omg ur 21!!! how exciting :D i love northside now :P r u gonna go out after!?

xx
Aomi





Jun 10 2008 3:42 PM

SIR SIR SIR SIR
;o
:boop:
mystace.com





Jun 9 2008 4:48 AM

bitches don't know bout my fashunz.
Sophie





Jun 1 2008 12:17 AM

i dunno, he wants to stay in brisbane and settle down, buy a house, have kids...so on and so forth. i guess thats what you get from dating an older guy. how are you and amanda going?? still going? weekends are fucked for me, i work all of them. kinda rooted but oh well. thats what you get from working in fast food eh. why did you quit kfc?? haven't you heard, now your jobless.. lol. you inspired me...i read your blog on your yank trip and now i want to travel the world. damn you and your influential words!!
but yes, working, sleeping, smoking, drinking coffee and reading is my life lately. sounds boring i know but it's heaven to me. the rainy days just top it. nothing better than sitting in bed all rugged up with a coffee, a smoke and good book. found out how good "making love" was the other night. turned my whole outlook on the whole thing around. gotta love it huh. thunderstorm, dim light, clean naked skin glistening with light sweat. it was like some thing out of a movie. little pathetic actually now i think about it, but oh well. i had fun. haha
but yes, sophie signing out for now.
hopefully talk to you soon
Sophie





May 29 2008 9:54 PM

hey, i want to go on a round the world trip in a year or two. ash is chucking a fit about it.lol.
Sophie





May 29 2008 7:29 AM

benjamin! what has happened?! what has made you not care about this beautiful world we're in???
it's winter, and everybody's depressed....i hate winter now. well i still love the snuggling part of it, but the depressed bit i hate.
i must say i miss you and your quirky way of making me smile. we have to have a heart to heart over some cheap german wine and salty pretzels some time soon.
my mobile is always on, give me a call or a message at some point very soon.
love soph

p.s. chin up graffiti man, remember.....clouds need hugs too
Sophie





May 29 2008 7:27 AM

benjamin! what has happened?! what has made you not care about this beautiful world we're in???
it's winter, and everybody's depressed....i hate winter now. well i still love the snuggling part of it, but the depressed bit i hate.
i must say i miss you and your quirky way of making me smile. we have to have a heart to heart over some cheap german wine and salty pretzels some time soon.
my mobile is always on, give me a call or a message at some point very soon.
love soph

p.s. chin up graffiti man, remember.....clouds need hugs too
s t e p h ♥





May 28 2008 8:13 PM

bahahaha

i love that it is used in myspace comments now


hai ben!
mystace.com





May 25 2008 4:16 AM

you never cease to be creepy n~n
little miss s.





May 24 2008 3:07 AM

an-y-t'ing you want.
:o