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"mother," said the little girl, "do people go to heaven feet first?" "why no," her mother replied, "whatever made you think that?" "well," she said, "last night while you were out, the maid kept screaming, 'god...oh,god, i'm coming!" and she was jumping around so much that if daddy hadn't been lying on top of her, i'll bet she would have. "